funny things

[siderea]

what's a funny thing you heard lately?

i have this norwegian neighbour who doesn't dare to blow her nose in public, because where she comes from they concider it like farting out loud

 

[Strangelight]

When were were young me mates sister used to sniff everything for ages before she ate or drank it. One day we saw her through the window, topless doing the ironing

Winner

 

[Eos]

In China you can spit out some stuff on the table but the deathly sin is to blow your nose while sitting at the table

 

[Allan]

what's a funny thing you heard lately?

i have this norwegian neighbour who doesn't dare to blow her nose in public, because where she comes from they concider it like farting out loud

That's strange, I remember when I was in Norway on 2 week exchange way back in the days, some guy blew his nose unbelievably loud right next to everyone, cracked us up. Seemed unbelievable in teenage world.

 

[siderea]

... don't you blow your nose in danmark either?

 

[Allan]

Well, yes, but I prefer to do it at least semi-privately, not exactly the most elegant of situations, is it?

 

[Achernar]

quite normal down here...we're all pigs anyway..

 

[sol83]

yeah. you northern europeans and your gay fuckin' manners. ah...

 

[Strangelight]

yeah. you northern europeans and your gay fuckin' manners. ah...

Im surprised you lot know that theres an actual word called 'manners'

 

[Achernar]

 

[sol83]

yeah. here in the south things are more vulgar like. but you get used to it with time. we're not mean, just not so polite.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

here the pakis in the train sort of 'snore' heavily to bring the snot back in their nose, fucking derty gets.

 

[Mariner]

what about burping? i always say 'if it isnt polite, it healthy' heh so i burp over whole the place

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

i dont think i ever witnessed you burp

 

[Allan]

I once got flamed for yawning without covering my mouth, that puzzled me a bit.

 

[Mariner]

i dont think i ever witnessed you burp

you should witness me at me job. and i can burp girls' clothes off

 

[elzka]

i can burp girls' clothes off

´

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

I once got flamed for yawning without covering my mouth, that puzzled me a bit.

1.000 years ago people thought you had to put your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn to prevent demons to penetrate your body through your mouth.

 

[Susie]

Well i'm not into people spitting, and picking there nose then studying there find, but i do find it funny , while i'm driving and the person in the car next to me is caving there head in looking for bogie's and then they spot you looking and pretend to be just itching it hahhahaaaaaa, that happened the other day

 

[Allan]

1.000 years ago people thought you had to put your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn to prevent demons to penetrate your body through your mouth.

Are you saying I've been obsessed by a demon?