Heh. The nice, polite, politically correct way to say,
WHERE THA STRIP CLUBS AT BEEOTCH!
Now y'all must know by this year, that Atlanta has more strip clubs than they have McDonald's. We know this, cuz at PP3 we spent an evening searching for food that WASN'T sold at a freakin Waffle House, cuz damnit, I like good fattening food, not bad fattening food. I wanna enjoy the process of growing my beer belly.
It was upon this quest that we noticed we were passing every fast food joint, and they were all closed. ALL OF THEM. And we realised the only place to find food, was either Waffle House (They must have a monopoly on after-midnight food sales) or starve.
Then genius struck us! Why not check a strip club to see if they still serve food? So we immediately hung a left (Hey, I did say they were frequently found) and tried a topless club. No food. But they did have some slices of PIE for us! Alas, these slices were certainly of the.... um..... fattening... foods. Heh heh.
So we embarked on another gentlemen's club. There too, we went hungry. But it did occur to us, that for future trips to Atlanta, we should perhaps get acquainted with the more highly recommended gentlemen's clubs. I hereby announce a request for anyone of the Atlanta area, to graciously suggest the names of the more popular locations, so that we may all benefit from such knowledge.
Translated for layman's terms,
WHERE THA GOOD TITTIES AT????
WHERE THA STRIP CLUBS AT BEEOTCH!
Now y'all must know by this year, that Atlanta has more strip clubs than they have McDonald's. We know this, cuz at PP3 we spent an evening searching for food that WASN'T sold at a freakin Waffle House, cuz damnit, I like good fattening food, not bad fattening food. I wanna enjoy the process of growing my beer belly.
It was upon this quest that we noticed we were passing every fast food joint, and they were all closed. ALL OF THEM. And we realised the only place to find food, was either Waffle House (They must have a monopoly on after-midnight food sales) or starve.
Then genius struck us! Why not check a strip club to see if they still serve food? So we immediately hung a left (Hey, I did say they were frequently found) and tried a topless club. No food. But they did have some slices of PIE for us! Alas, these slices were certainly of the.... um..... fattening... foods. Heh heh.
So we embarked on another gentlemen's club. There too, we went hungry. But it did occur to us, that for future trips to Atlanta, we should perhaps get acquainted with the more highly recommended gentlemen's clubs. I hereby announce a request for anyone of the Atlanta area, to graciously suggest the names of the more popular locations, so that we may all benefit from such knowledge.
Translated for layman's terms,
WHERE THA GOOD TITTIES AT????
