Harvester
The Promoter
It's beer. I don't care if it's made from the tears of Odin-sent Valkyries, if it's brewed in the fires of Mordor or if it comes in a glass bottle made from pieces of the Emerald Sword. It's fucking beer.
It's beer. I don't care if it's made from the tears of Odin-sent Valkyries, if it's brewed in the fires of Mordor or if it comes in a glass bottle made from pieces of the Emerald Sword. It's fucking beer.
I love Ghost but from what I saw at their last concert here, the hipsters love the band. It was the only metal show I've ever been to where it took effort to spot another black t-shirt.
I am not a beer snob by any means.
"OOOOH I just discovered this super amazeballs microbrewery in a little alley in Algonquin, Oregon; They mix a certain kind of organic passionflower hops mixed with smoked malt inside cherry-oak barrels, and you can only get that in certain kinds of places, so hard to find..."
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
It's beer. I don't care if it's made from the tears of Odin-sent Valkyries, if it's brewed in the fires of Mordor or if it comes in a glass bottle made from pieces of the Emerald Sword. It's fucking beer.
That's an awesome read, although I fall into the picky about beer crowd. Life is too short to drink crap beer. But I thought that hipsters drank PBR. I could be wrong, as I'm not really up on hipster culture.
Beer goes in. Gets you buzzed. Goes out. Grows gut. Plus, after a bunch, it all tastes the same.
Unless, of course, we're talking about the Valkyrie Tear Pale Ale. I'm sure people will say they can taste Valhalla on every sip.
Beer goes in. Gets you buzzed. Goes out. Grows gut. Plus, after a bunch, it all tastes the same.
Beer goes in. Gets you buzzed. Goes out. Grows gut. Plus, after a bunch, it all tastes the same.
Unless, of course, we're talking about the Valkyrie Tear Pale Ale. I'm sure people will say they can taste Valhalla on every sip.
DutchessOfDork said:If all I want to do is get drunk, I get a plastic squeeze bottle of vodka.
That's the difference between you and me. I can't drink a lot of beer (fills me up like eating a loaf of bread), so when I do drink beer, it has to be really good beer. If it's not, what's the point? Just empty carbs and a gross feeling. If all I want to do is get drunk, I get a plastic squeeze bottle of vodka. Cheap and no carbs!
..weren't we talking about Ghost?
Something like that.
I just like talking about alcohol.
I can't remember the last time I got drunk on beer, and I like the high alcohol content beers. Beer is for enjoying, savoring, and enjoying the malt and hop goodness that is fine beer. Maybe I'm just beyond the Bud, Miller, Coors, other crap beer, frat boy stage in my life. Your mileage may vary. If getting drunk is a priority, that's what hard liquor is for.
You can't open your veins (for Satan) with a plastic bottle.
This is a lie. Have you never tried to open one of those hard plastic cases that come with action figures? That shit is like razor blades.
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