hahaha i'm in the news

[Claws of Perdition]

hahahahahaha that is so awesome, seriously i was having a shit morning and that made it good. go on blabbermouth!

 

[unknown]

I didn't know cthulufhtagn wore skirts. Did you get a "stern" talking to?

I can't stop laughing.

exactly what I was thinking when I saw it:

nice legs, cthulhu

 

[unknown]

here's all the online news articles:

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&ncl=1115496159

 

[unhinged]

haaha, this is fucking priceless it would be easier to smack someone with a chair or stab them with a pencil

I hit someone with a bullet belt once and the fucking thing just fell apart

I used to wear one all the time
even during the height of the troubles in belfast no one looked twice

the cops + army were too busy searching people for guns and incendary devices ....you know actual dangerous things

 

[skyrefuge]

So how'd they do on your description? Are you 5'10"? I was disappointed the guy didn't try to guess your weight.

http://www.kptv.com/video/12423158/index.html

Neil

 

[Susperia]

actually they still have the belt, although they'll probably give it back once i promise not to wear it on campus anymore

You shoulda said your pants would have fallen off if they made you take it off. :|

By the way, this sounds like tons of fun, congratulations!


edit:^That is priceless. But what the fuck is a "multi colored stocking cap"?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

god, thats fucking cool!
I wanna kiss you!

 

[Trylakos]

You shoulda said your pants would have fallen off if they made you take it off. :|

By the way, this sounds like tons of fun, congratulations!


edit:^That is priceless. But what the fuck is a "multi colored stocking cap"?

I thought you were banned from here?

Also this is the best story ever You should post the email that everyone at your campus apparently recieved.

 

[Demonspell]

Congratulations on your newfound infamy/15 minutes of fame. I knew I would hear plenty of panic mode stories this week, but this beats them all...

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Fucking sweet People over anazlyze everything these days.

 

[MFJ]

So how'd they do on your description? Are you 5'10"? I was disappointed the guy didn't try to guess your weight.

http://www.kptv.com/video/12423158/index.html

Neil

hahahahaha he's like over 6'5'' if i remember correctly

 

[Susperia]

Nah, that's the other Matt.

 

[NAD]

I'm pretty sure two Matts here are well over 6 foot.

[/creepy homoerotic memory]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

actually, there's THREE


(since when did this fucking gay name get so popular?)

 

[Demilich]

Yeah people with my name can fuck off.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

yep, i'm 6'4", they were pretty far off. i unfortunately didn't get the email, i have some kind of problem not getting emails from the school since i didn't get my last registration notification either

hilarious shit, this.

@lurch - too bad i already have a girlfriend, i'm not sure how i can parley this into more poontang than i'm already getting

haha i think the best part of this is all my friends and acquaintances told me, when they first saw the email they all responded immediately like "no no stop, that's just metal matt"...i'm pretty sure like half the school sent them emails. i was getting messages from people i barely know saying "yeah dude i called them immediately and told them it was cool", shit like that. this one dude i know heard a rumor they were still detaining me like 2 hours later and left class to come down to the security office and demand my release . this school is so damn small, i feel like everybody knew who i was already but now i don't think its possible anybody doesn't haha...they didn't mention my name but the entire campus knows who it was

 

[Mormagil]

Thread of the Year

 

[MajestikMøøse]

TERRORIST!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

would a terrorist do......this?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

mayyybbbeeeeeeeeeee