Ok, let's blame the bands that you don't like in this post. I don't fucking care if "it was done three years ago" or "it's already posted on the Ggsdfoasdoiasofi's forum". Let's do it right here and right now. Insult them for recording a fucking shit like Reroute To Remain (if you want to blame In Flames... I would, but I have many groups to blame before In Flames). Don't give a fuck if anyone blames some group that you like a lot, we're here to blame the bands, not to blame us. But you can admit your favourite band's errors or mistakes.
Here I go:
Rhapsody: I used to like these guys (or gays) in the past, but since Symphony Of Enchanted Lands they've been repeating the same formula over and over again. Fuck them, and fuck their "over-a-hundred-million-people" chorus and their Epic Songs Performed To Encourage The Brave Warrior Who Fights Against Ice/Lightning/Fire/Shit Dragons In The Blackest Mountain While Raining Flames And Thunders. And there's more: their videoclips are the worst I've EVEREVEREVER seen.
Blind Guardian: I used to listen to this german band while they were not soooooooooooooooooo known in Barcelona. Nowadays, it seems that if you don't like Blind Guardian you're not human, you're shit. It pisses me off, and their latest album was the fact that made me definitely quit listening to them.
Hammerfall: They are a copy of Manowar, but they don't fucking even know that they have a stupid singer that doesn't reach any high note enough to sing that crappy Power Metal. They're too commercial to be Metal. And their videos suck, suck fucking dragon's dicks! Just download "Renegade"'s one and laugh 'til getting sick. Their guitars suck a lot, and their armors and powers! I hate them!
Norther: I hate them, and I'm sorry because there are many Norther lovers here. I also dislike their singer Petri "I-Wanna-Be-Alexi-Laiho" Lindroos and their style, because I think they do nothing more than play COB's music.
Angra: Another Happy-Power-Poppy Metal band. Their music cannot get through my skull, it's nothing but Stratovarius melodies with a shitty voice.
I'll blame some other groups later on.
Here I go:
Rhapsody: I used to like these guys (or gays) in the past, but since Symphony Of Enchanted Lands they've been repeating the same formula over and over again. Fuck them, and fuck their "over-a-hundred-million-people" chorus and their Epic Songs Performed To Encourage The Brave Warrior Who Fights Against Ice/Lightning/Fire/Shit Dragons In The Blackest Mountain While Raining Flames And Thunders. And there's more: their videoclips are the worst I've EVEREVEREVER seen.
Blind Guardian: I used to listen to this german band while they were not soooooooooooooooooo known in Barcelona. Nowadays, it seems that if you don't like Blind Guardian you're not human, you're shit. It pisses me off, and their latest album was the fact that made me definitely quit listening to them.
Hammerfall: They are a copy of Manowar, but they don't fucking even know that they have a stupid singer that doesn't reach any high note enough to sing that crappy Power Metal. They're too commercial to be Metal. And their videos suck, suck fucking dragon's dicks! Just download "Renegade"'s one and laugh 'til getting sick. Their guitars suck a lot, and their armors and powers! I hate them!
Norther: I hate them, and I'm sorry because there are many Norther lovers here. I also dislike their singer Petri "I-Wanna-Be-Alexi-Laiho" Lindroos and their style, because I think they do nothing more than play COB's music.
Angra: Another Happy-Power-Poppy Metal band. Their music cannot get through my skull, it's nothing but Stratovarius melodies with a shitty voice.
I'll blame some other groups later on.
