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[bodomite]

 

[A Fire Inside]

This dude ROX!!!! I dont agree with any of the bands he hates... but reaosn he rocks HE TELL US WHAT HE HATES and he aint afraid to do it!! ROCK ON MAN! FUCK THE MAINSTREAM!

... and I hate you because blablablablabla. (Change "blablablablabla" for a fistful of insults, blaming words and offending phrases extracted from Cannibal Corpses' songs like "I wanna cut your throat and fuck you with a knife" etc).

I'm not serious, I love you, man Tell us your dislikes!!!

 

[bobvex]

Nightwish: Even Stratovarius are more Gothic than Nightwish!

 

[Lanterns]

"feces of a brown"

How about these:
Shitney Spews
Avril Latrine

 

[Yogota]

I like Rammstein and Nightwish ;_;

But... back to sux0ring:
-Techno bands in general. Especially "Groove Coverage", for crippling Alice Cooper's Poison.

And Avril Lavigne shall DIE BY STEEEL.

Oh yeah and Mudvayne, too.

 

[Lanterns]

Modern Talking uke: uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:
I'm sooo glad they finally fucked themselves and split up...
But still, BOHLEN MUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He and Fucktard Durst must choke to death on eachother's dicks!!!!!

 

[A Fire Inside]

Aprick Lavigne: Should be fucked by... oh! no!! that's illegal because she is not eighteen yet!!! Anyway, she should be raped by the metal Goat! Kill the "punk queen" when she doesn't even know who started the punk scene or why was it created! Fuck the EMpTyV and the MTV PUNKS!!!!

 

[bobvex]

really, i wich fred durst whould choke on a load from that other moron, the guy from STAIND, fuck staind and everyone who like them

 

[EagleFlyFree]

Angra:

HUGE mistake buddy, HUGE mistake


i would sit through and form a serious argument, but i'll tell you what, how about you just eat dick and die? (your angra argument isn't any less childish btw)

 

[bodomite]

I ove angra but leo comeon man everyone is entitled to their own opinion ya dont gotta agree or nothin
I LLLOOOVVVVEEEE Angra.... But i dont hate ppl for putting them down because i love em and that it....

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

agree, bodomite...but this is the main fact here: DUDE HAD BAD TASTE FOR MUSIC, WE FIGURED THIS NOW

@a_fire_inside: I dont blame you...I blame just your taste for music, man. about Amon Amarth, Nightwish, Angra...you definatelly should buy new ears :/

At least if I can blame a band, that would be Metallica. totally hate this crap.

...and for gods sake, leave Avril Lavigne...thats POP or WTF music...that the meaning of that kind of music she do, or limb bizkit, etc...I dont like that music, but why they have so many fans? because they sux? probably...just like you, thread-starter :-/

I will stop here, enough of this shit. discuss on, dont care...

 

[bodomite]

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Sonata Arctica: I love this band but.........there is one thing that always bothers me when I listen to them: LEARN TO WRITE SOME GODDAMN LYRICS for christs sake! "While you are sleeping, I steal your earring", "for I have seen, your picture on the cover of a filthy magazine", "walking in the cool night air, without underwear". WTF?!??!?!

Apart from that: keep up the good work

And don't get me started on Metallica.

 

[A Fire Inside]

Sonata Arctica: I love this band but.........there is one thing that always bothers me when I listen to them: LEARN TO WRITE SOME GODDAMN LYRICS for christs sake! "While you are sleeping, I steal your earring", "for I have seen, your picture on the cover of a filthy magazine", "walking in the cool night air, without underwear". WTF?!??!?!

Apart from that: keep up the good work

And don't get me started on Metallica.

I love Sonata Arctica, Silence and Ecliptica are two excellent cds, but I didn't enjoy their latest cd too much. By the way, I realized about the lyrics some months ago. They use the word "underwear" in two songs, I think, and they wrote one song (Victoria's Secret) talking about an underwear label, I think.

@Aragorth: I did not write this post to discuss with anybody. I just wanted to create something funny and different... I have to admit that I wrote something that actually don't think about Amon Amarth, but some friends of mine are always talking about Amon Amarth all day long and I just erased all my AA's mp3 from my computer because I don't want to talk about them with my friends anymore. But don't get me wrong, they're a bit repetitive after the Once Sent From The Golden Hall CD (that's a masterpiece). And somebody blamed Marduk, and they're one of my favourite bands, but I don't give a flying fuck about that. I have to accept different thoughts and opinions even if they're childish or exaggerated, like mines, but I do it to have fun, nothing more C'mon and try it, it's a good terapy. I give you my favourite bands to you, if you want to blame them, I don't care... and please, make me laugh!!!!
- AFI
- COB
- Stratovarius
- Marduk
- Maiden
- Edguy
- Helloween
- Rage
- Bad Religion
- Opeth
...

Just act like Bodomite, for example. I laughed a lot when somebody (I can't remember who) made fun of Marduk, that was hilarious!!!

@EagleFlyFree: I couldn't though anything bad for Helloween or Grave Digger, I'm sorry (I'm just kidding, I love them, and I enjoy some Angra songs, like Carry On, but I had a bad day and I wanted to make fun of some bands... try it, please!!!1111111!!)

 

[EagleFlyFree]

well next time make sure you pick a band other than one of my favorites, necrowizard of jizz :-( Andre would be sad...

 

[bodomite]

ANDRE MATTOS ROX DAMNIT!

 

[A Fire Inside]

By the way, what the fuck is the reputation? I have looked for it in the forum's FAQ and I haven't found anything yet.

 

[bobvex]

check your User CP now a fire inside, there should be a little message that says, this is reputation, thats from me, it does nothing really except add green boxes to your name

 

[COBabe]

i fuckin´ hate all these german folkmusic bands which my grandma loves so much and listens to their music the whole day long *aaarrrgggghhh* uke:

 

[loztdignity]

Ok, let's blame the bands that you don't like in this post. I don't fucking care if "it was done three years ago" or "it's already posted on the Ggsdfoasdoiasofi's forum". Let's do it right here and right now. Insult them for recording a fucking shit like Reroute To Remain (if you want to blame In Flames... I would, but I have many groups to blame before In Flames). Don't give a fuck if anyone blames some group that you like a lot, we're here to blame the bands, not to blame us. But you can admit your favourite band's errors or mistakes.

Here I go:

Rhapsody: I used to like these guys (or gays) in the past, but since Symphony Of Enchanted Lands they've been repeating the same formula over and over again. Fuck them, and fuck their "over-a-hundred-million-people" chorus and their Epic Songs Performed To Encourage The Brave Warrior Who Fights Against Ice/Lightning/Fire/Shit Dragons In The Blackest Mountain While Raining Flames And Thunders. And there's more: their videoclips are the worst I've EVEREVEREVER seen.

Blind Guardian: I used to listen to this german band while they were not soooooooooooooooooo known in Barcelona. Nowadays, it seems that if you don't like Blind Guardian you're not human, you're shit. It pisses me off, and their latest album was the fact that made me definitely quit listening to them.

Hammerfall: They are a copy of Manowar, but they don't fucking even know that they have a stupid singer that doesn't reach any high note enough to sing that crappy Power Metal. They're too commercial to be Metal. And their videos suck, suck fucking dragon's dicks! Just download "Renegade"'s one and laugh 'til getting sick. Their guitars suck a lot, and their armors and powers! I hate them!

Norther: I hate them, and I'm sorry because there are many Norther lovers here. I also dislike their singer Petri "I-Wanna-Be-Alexi-Laiho" Lindroos and their style, because I think they do nothing more than play COB's music.

Angra: Another Happy-Power-Poppy Metal band. Their music cannot get through my skull, it's nothing but Stratovarius melodies with a shitty voice.

I'll blame some other groups later on.

yea I agree about angra, I cant get into them. Song is gtoo happy-sounding and I duno, I just dont like it. BG on the other hand...NFIME is great but ANATO is boring. By the way the double live record is great, cant deny that!

Norther do sound like COB but they dont have as much melodies and its a bit boring at times; they should work a bit more on their song structures. But I do think they have some kick-ass choruses and catchy tunes on "Mirror of Madness". If they continue on that path and work moreo n their songs I think they can be really good.

Overrated bands: Nevermore, Gamma Ray, In Flames.

Bye.