Hit Paraders Top 100 metal Vocalists

[Momo]

Lists like these are for comedic purposes only. My favorite thing is that Tom Araya just edged out heavy metal icon Rod Stewart for #58..

01. Robert Plant
02. Rob Halford
03. Steven Tyler
04. Chris Cornell
05. Bon Scott
06. Freddie Mercury
07. Bruce Dickinson
08. Ozzy Osbourne
09. Paul Rodgers
10. Ronnie James Dio
11. Axl Rose
12. Sammy Hagar
13. Geddy Lee
14. Geoff Tate
15. Mick Jagger
16. Jonathan Davis
17. Roger Daltrey
18. Paul Stanley
19. David Lee Roth
20. Kurt Cobain
21. Maynard James Keenan
22. Klaus Meine
23. Eddie Vedder
24. James Hetfield
25. Trent Reznor
26. Serj Tankian
27. Layne Staley
28. Steve Perry
29. Gene Simmons
30. Joe Elliott
31. Jon Bon Jovi
32. Alice Cooper
33. Vince Neil
34. Steve Marriott
35. Lajon Witherspoon
36. Sebastian Bach
37. Philip Anselmo
38. Zack De La Rocha
39. Brian Johnson
40. Bret Michaels
41. Udo Dirkschneider
42. David Draiman
43. Ian Gillian
44. Marilyn Manson
45. Jeff Keith
46. Chester Bennington
47. Sully Erna
48. Lemmy Kilmister
49. Aaron Lewis
50. Brett Scallions
51. Chino Moreno
52. Rob Zombie
53. Anthony Kiedis
54. David Coverdale
55. Gary Cherone
56. Andrew Wood
57. Scott Weiland
58. Tom Araya
59. Phil Lynnot
60. Rod Stewart
61. Scooter Ward
62. Ray Davies
63. Sonny Sandoval
64. David Bowie
65. Joan Jett
66. Josey Scott
67. Perry Farrell
68. Scott Stapp
69. Amy Lee
70. Don Dokken
71. Fred Durst
72. Mike Shinoda
73. Pepper Keenan
74. Dez Fafara
75. Gavin Rossdale
76. Blackie Lawless
77. Dave Wyndorf
78. Ann Wilson
79. Jimi Hendrix
80. Ville Valo
81. Peter Steele
82. Dave Williams
83. Dee Snider
84. Joe Lynn Turner
85. King Diamond
86. Corey Taylor
87. Jamey Jasta
88. Justin Hawkins
89. Dave Mustaine
90. Ian Astbury
91. Stephen Pearcy
92. Phil Mogg
93. Biff Byford
94. Cristina Scabbia
95. Dani Filth
96. Wes Scantlin
97. Tim "Ripper" Owens
98. Joshua Todd
99. Kevin Dubrow
100. Ray Gillen

 

[vomit]

Kevin DuBrow? WTF?

Where's John Bush? He should be #1!!

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Happy to see Fred Durst make it to 71! Whahahahaha!

 

[Buzzard]

Lists like these are for comedic purposes only. My favorite thing is that Tom Araya just edged out heavy metal icon Rod Stewart for #58..

01. Robert Plant
02. Rob Halford
03. Steven Tyler
04. Chris Cornell--------- Cornell couldn't sing live if he tried!
05. Bon Scott
06. Freddie Mercury
07. Bruce Dickinson
08. Ozzy Osbourne
09. Paul Rodgers
10. Ronnie James Dio
11. Axl Rose
12. Sammy Hagar
13. Geddy Lee
14. Geoff Tate
15. Mick Jagger
16. Jonathan Davis--- KORN is something you find in your shit...
17. Roger Daltrey
18. Paul Stanley
19. David Lee Roth
20. Kurt Cobain-- he needs to be on this list like he needs another hole in his head.
21. Maynard James Keenan
22. Klaus Meine
23. Eddie Vedder
24. James Hetfield
25. Trent Reznor ------- a sorrowful techno fag!!
26. Serj Tankian ----- What the fuck is this guy saying anyway???
27. Layne Staley
28. Steve Perry
29. Gene Simmons
30. Joe Elliott
31. Jon Bon Jovi
32. Alice Cooper
33. Vince Neil
34. Steve Marriott
35. Lajon Witherspoon ---- I liked him better when he was corey glover!!!!
36. Sebastian Bach
37. Philip Anselmo
38. Zack De La Rocha--Militant rapper-SUCKS THE WHITE CORPORATE COCK!!
39. Brian Johnson -- should be in the top 20
40. Bret Michaels
41. Udo Dirkschneider
42. David Draiman --- This guy sucks balls-One melody folowed by a grunt.
43. Ian Gillian ------ should be in the top 20
44. Marilyn Manson -- another techno fag!!!
45. Jeff Keith
46. Chester Bennington -- I voted for sponge bob over this guy.
47. Sully Erna -- this guy should" get away from mmeeeeeee"
48. Lemmy Kilmister- should have atleast made top 30
49. Aaron Lewis
50. Brett Scallions
51. Chino Moreno --I wonder what chino did with the money his mother gave him for singing lessons?
52. Rob Zombie- boring..
53. Anthony Kiedis -- Out of key- sharp then flat..
54. David Coverdale
55. Gary Cherone
56. Andrew Wood
57. Scott Weiland
58. Tom Araya
59. Phil Lynnot --should be in the top 20.
60. Rod Stewart-- likes to swallow...enough said
61. Scooter Ward
62. Ray Davies
63. Sonny Sandoval
64. David Bowie
65. Joan Jett---dyke.. enough said
66. Josey Scott]
67. Perry Farrell--also a dyke-hahahah
68. Scott Stapp-- with eyes wide open he still sounds like pearl jam..
69. Amy Lee -- career is officially headed down town.
70. Don Dokken
71. Fred Durst-- This is just gay!!!! Just like fred!
72. Mike Shinoda
73. Pepper Keenan
74. Dez Fafara
75. Gavin Rossdale
76. Blackie Lawless
77. Dave Wyndorf
78. Ann Wilson -- truley deserves to be in the top 20
79. Jimi Hendrix -- hendrix should have been top 30
80. Ville Valo
81. Peter Steele
82. Dave Williams
83. Dee Snider
84. Joe Lynn Turner
85. King Diamond ---THE KING BABY!!!!
86. Corey Taylor
87. Jamey Jasta-- The suburbs are much safer these days. New record old record. they all sound the same and the mall is still gay..
88. Justin Hawkins
89. Dave Mustaine
90. Ian Astbury
91. Stephen Pearcy--used to be in ratt now he's just fat..
92. Phil Mogg
93. Biff Byford
94. Cristina Scabbia -- would lick her pussy clean..
95. Dani Filth-- he's short and evil..like tattoo from fantasy island..
96. Wes Scantlin
97. Tim "Ripper" Owens
98. Joshua Todd
99. Kevin Dubrow
100. Ray Gillen -- we miss you Ray!!!

what do you guys think?

 

[reidie]

Russel Allen, Mikael Akerfeldt, James Labrie, Devin townsend, mike patton..... where the fuck are these guys?! if fred can make it anyone can

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Yeah where is Patton?

Or Chuck Billy or did I just miss him on the list?

 

[gaschamber]

eddie vedder hahahahahahahaahhahaahhaa

why didnt bono make the list?

 

[Saucy_Jack]

Why are these so called "experts" always so far off the money. They're full time job is to know about all things music and they have their fingers so far from the pulse. I remember the Rolling Stone top 100 guitarist list. That was pure fucking comedy gold. Music journalist hacks that think stuff like Trivium is edgy and groundbreaking should be clubbed like baby fur seals. Dio should have been top 5.

 

[schenkadere]

That list is complete shit. Didn't they have a best blonde vocalists list in the same issue? Kinda tosses any validity to the publication. Gay!

 

[DeadWinterDead]

Bahaha. I didn't know this publication was so Metal. They obviously know all!

 

[Hawng]

Dee Snider should have been way higher than 84... This list is wrong in so many ways.