HOLY SHIT! BEST SHOW EVER!

[Kirst-ehhh]

Well aye...




But only because I dun care about rugby XD Haha!


xx Kirsty

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

You're so... Not Scot. Well apart from the fact that you get insanely trashed at every possibility, and have the Glaswegian accent that no one else understands...

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

Well I like 'fitbaw'. Haha. AKA football or soccer to you Americans.

Surely you have all heard of Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic?? Heh! The blues and the greens!


When I was in London at Kamelot no one understood me



xx Kirsty

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

Yaaaa Milan kicked Celtic out of the Champions last year

Sheesh, if even the Brits can't understand you, how the hell am I gonna understand you? :s I'm gonna have to call on my super powerful linguistic skills wooooooosh

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

Yaaaa Milan kicked Celtic out of the Champions last year

Screw you guys man Haha!

Seriously though. I'll have to speak extra clearly and slowly.



xx Kirsty

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

Good. But I want to learn how to understand you too, so try to speak normally and if I really don't understand, I'll ask you to speak like special people haha

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

Haha fair enough.

And about the football tonight. Celtic vs AC Who!?

2-1. HUV!


xx Kirsty

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

WHO was European Champion of 2007? Who?

That's right... Your mother.

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

WHO was European Champion of 2007? Who?

That's right... Your mother.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have the Glasgow slang almost to a tee....except we'd say 'yer maw' instead of 'your mother'.

<3 I actual love the banter here.


xx Kirsty

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

AYE, YER MAW! NAO GET TAE FUCK OUT

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

GET TAE FUCK YA DAFTY! BOLT YA ROCKET. MON EHN!


xx Kirsty

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

AYE!

Twat...

 

[Achtland]

I must have missed it. Is it talk like a drunk Scot in pub day?

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

It will be in Glasgow in abooout....an hours time for me.

MON EH PUB! YAS WEE MAN! GETTIN HEFTY STEAMIN EH NIGHT MATE!



xx Kirsty

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

Translation: Monica, trim them pubes! Ya know I can't see shit man! How can we get hot and heavy tonight and mate?

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

LMFAO! Lies!

"Yay for the pub. I like the pub, young sir. I'm going to become slightly intoxicated with alcohol tonight my good friend".

Hahahahaha!


*leaves for pub*


xx Kirsty

 

[Achtland]

Translation: Monica, trim them pubes! Ya know I can't see shit man! How can we get hot and heavy tonight and mate?

Wow, fucking wow! You should be an ambassador to Scotland!

 

[-SpikeMilan-]

I KNOW! I so should... God knows they need an ambassador, but they SERIOUSLY need a translator for the world since no one understands them...

 

[Achtland]

The Scots having to live on the same small island with those British pick-pockets I guess they had to learn to speak in code.

We have those British pick-pockets over here too. They are called British Petroleum. uke:

 

[Kirst-ehhh]

British pick-pockets?? Cockneys? Londoners?


But aye....I could be a translator. I speak fluent Glaswegian, Tchucter (pronounced 'chookter') which is basically all of the north and Edinburgh AND English.



xx Kirsty