LOL! I could even divide up Scotland banter into East/West! Us East End folk are common and use more slang whereas the West Enders are more up their own arse.
LMAO! The north just sounds the same as the East and the South is.....well I'm not sure. Fuck the south. Castlemilk, Rutherglen, Govan and aw the rest of the jakey places.
It's like mine and gavin (from Alestorm's) arguements about how Glasgow and Perth are better than one another. I think Glasgow is better and he thinks Perth (FOOL!)