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horror movie hoe-down!!!
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
dorian gray
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dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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- 83
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Argento's Dracula sucked, other than the great pair of big hooters that were revealed multiple times as if on queue for every moment of "we're about to lose this viewer.....wait! BOOBS!" Dracula turned into a giant praying mantis, and there was some good bloody horror, but overall quite bland. Other than those big ol' tittays of course, which were refreshingly large and natural for a 2012 film.
Count Dracula's Great Love is the worst Dracula film I've ever seen, even more terrible than The Satanic Rites of Dracula. Spoiler: the woman Dracula loves refuses to become a vampire, and he desperately wanted her to make this decision on her own instead of forcing something against her will (oh that modern feminist!), so in the end the Count..............commits suicide. Are you fucking kidding me?!
The Devil's Wedding Night was a solid lame movie, although I could have probably watched Twilight after the previous two turds and felt this way, so please take that into consideration. Further proof that films regarding Elizabeth Bathory, no matter how cursory the reference, are all fucking awesome. Twin brothers, cursed jewelry, enjoyable story without too many plot holes, no less than 9 revealed boobs, and a quintuple of beheaded Satanists. Slightly recommended!
Count Dracula's Great Love is the worst Dracula film I've ever seen, even more terrible than The Satanic Rites of Dracula. Spoiler: the woman Dracula loves refuses to become a vampire, and he desperately wanted her to make this decision on her own instead of forcing something against her will (oh that modern feminist!), so in the end the Count..............commits suicide. Are you fucking kidding me?!
The Devil's Wedding Night was a solid lame movie, although I could have probably watched Twilight after the previous two turds and felt this way, so please take that into consideration. Further proof that films regarding Elizabeth Bathory, no matter how cursory the reference, are all fucking awesome. Twin brothers, cursed jewelry, enjoyable story without too many plot holes, no less than 9 revealed boobs, and a quintuple of beheaded Satanists. Slightly recommended!
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at Dracula commiting suicide
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I didn't see that one coming, but to be fair every scene was like an entirely new movie, so how would that final moment be any different?
What a glorious piece of shit. Very glad that I own a copy. Thankfully mine is the Elvira version so there are even more hoots than usual.
What a glorious piece of shit. Very glad that I own a copy. Thankfully mine is the Elvira version so there are even more hoots than usual.
100 Bloody Acres. I do recommend. Gore, comedy, and a main character as lovable as Lionel from Dead Alive.
Edit: And acid tripping. Forgot the acid tripping.
Edit: And acid tripping. Forgot the acid tripping.
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Splinter - was pretty boring really.
Grave Encounters - thought it was going to be horrible based on the first 20% or so but god damn it really picked up momentum
Grave Encounters - thought it was going to be horrible based on the first 20% or so but god damn it really picked up momentum
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The scenes with the arms coming out of the walls and the girl in the corner are in my top 10 movie moments of all time thats for sure, though maybe the experience was heightened since we'd just watched the amityville horror and death of a ghost hunter beforehand. Slightly off topic but now that im talking about horror movies I kind of want to watch the sequel to cube. Anyone know if its worth watching?
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When the Evil Dead remake was announced I assumed that it would be a piece of shit.
Just recently some friends told me "no dude, it's kind of good, and not a piece of shit!"
So I just finished watching it, and all I have to say about it is: that was a piece of shit.
Just recently some friends told me "no dude, it's kind of good, and not a piece of shit!"
So I just finished watching it, and all I have to say about it is: that was a piece of shit.
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As a typical modern horror movie it was okay. And that's fine. However, as a movie with the title EVIL DEAD in it, it was a piece of shit. The only redeeming bits were the various references to the original films. I weep for those that wasted their time with this and skipped Drag Me To Hell (aka: Evil Dead 4).
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Frankensteins Army via Netflix
Hilarious! I really liked this. Coulda been a little longer, little more involved. Will watch again.
Hilarious! I really liked this. Coulda been a little longer, little more involved. Will watch again.
I liked that one quite a bit. But it also made me realize I'm very tired of the "found footage" approach to horror movies. Think it needs to go away for a while
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Yes, it will be my last one. I didn't know going into it and almost turned it off a few minutes into it but I'm glad I didn't.
