How I was found in my hotel many hours later on the same night (morning)
Shit that looks damned good!
Next time you are here we'll take you to a known steakhouse bro, like Peter Luger's, or an awesome place I have in NJ here. Steak = droooooool!
-Joe
Ohhhhh yeaaaaaaaah, Sir. We definitively will!
Yeh but I'm a badass.BUT DUDE AREN'T THERE SCORPIONS AND SNAKES THE SIZE OF HYENAS THAT CAN TEAR A MAN IN TWO?!?!?!
BUT DUDE AREN'T THERE SCORPIONS AND SNAKES THE SIZE OF HYENAS THAT CAN TEAR A MAN IN TWO?!?!?!
And dont forget about those fucking spiders!!!
What if you are asleep and therefore won't see the snake/spider/troll and hence can't stand still?Yeh but I'm a badass.
Seriously though, I've been in the outback/desert heaps and really, if you have any common sense at all, you can avoid anything dangerous pretty easily. I mean, if you see a snake, all you have to do is stand still until it goes away and you're fine.