I couldn't answer the emo one, but I found some other nice ones:
I am 32% Promiscuous.
Sure you have had sex, but what's the big deal? You find it as a chore to keep your realtionship balanced. But if you had a choice, you'd rather watch TV or paint dry.
I am 28% White Trash.
The white trash in our blood will not keep you from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep you from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.
I am 17% Idiot.
You are not annoying at all. In fact most people come to you for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of ou. But what can you do? You are smarter than most people.
I am 17% Hippie.
What? Are you a Republican? Why did you even bother taken this test?! Go back to your George W. Bush fan club and tell them you just wasted 10 minutes of your life. At least you dont stink, man.
I am 60% Asshole/Bitch.
You are abrasive, some people really hate you, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that you hang out with and get you. Everybody else? Fuck em.
I am 16% Metrosexual.
Here is some advice. STOP BUYING YOUR CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! You will never land a decent woman unless you shave that nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.
I am 56% Evil Genius.
Evil courses through your blood. Lies and deceit motivate your evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in your doings.
I am 50% Metal Head.
You rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking you like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling."
I am 6% Goth.
You wanna be a GOTH. But you are not. Smoking cloves and too much eyeliner a goth does not make. Go home and take your Cure CD's with you.
I am 18% Grunge.
Get out of my sight. You're pathetic! With your clean clothes, and nice smell. I think you took the wrong test, thank god, huh?