How Long Is Yours?

[Captain Beard]

So, why didn't you flatten the young man for pulling your hair?

 

[Necromunchkin]

Matt- a creepy seventies pornstar you mean?

David- at the time it was because I could barely move my head and I actually thought my neck was seriously injured because I could feel it down my back. Although one of my team mates gave him a finger to the eye through his faceguard.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

nah, like dudes who get names like Karl Hungus

 

[Captain Beard]

Karl Hungus?

What about James Beefwad?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

in any case, it'll get him all the desperate married women.

 

[Captain Beard]

the ones over 50?

 

[Necromunchkin]

This conversation went a strange place....

speaking of married women. Apparently a small feud at my work place erupted on Friday between two women over, it turns out, over me. And for the record, neither are women I've slept with. If such trends continue, there may be a very twisted short story in the making.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

And there is nothing wrong with getting desperate married women. (Though, number of children passed may be a factor.)

 

[Captain Beard]

If they're both hot, fuck them both. At the same time.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

This conversation went a strange place....

speaking of married women. Apparently a small feud at my work place erupted on Friday between two women over, it turns out, over me. And for the record, neither are women I've slept with. If such trends continue, there may be a very twisted short story in the making.

I say do it with the both of them at separate times. It will either lead to a threesome, cat fight, or both turning against you. All three would be quite pleasant short stories indeed.

 

[Necromunchkin]

You know, such conversations make it hard to feel bad about this unethical misdeeds of mine.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This conversation went a strange place....

speaking of married women. Apparently a small feud at my work place erupted on Friday between two women over, it turns out, over me. And for the record, neither are women I've slept with. If such trends continue, there may be a very twisted short story in the making.

SERIOUSLY

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?

IS IT YOUR UNDERARM DEODORANT?!?!?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Hahahaha.

 

[Necromunchkin]

SERIOUSLY

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?

IS IT YOUR UNDERARM DEODORANT?!?!?

I really REALLY have no idea. For the majority of time I was in grad school and teaching, I was in a relationship with the evil goth princess and so there was no real interaction with women beyond a professional and occasionally casual social level. Even over the summer, when I was teaching I was single, but it was all students (which is a line I won't cross) and co-workers that I rarely spoke to on any regular basis. Now, some months later, I'm fully single and working in sales and it's almost like something was transfigured in me that caused an appeal that did not exist previously.

 

[Captain Beard]

They know your penis is insanely massive maybe because they peeked on you in the water closet?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"You think that women want relationships with men like us?! CHRIST LYLE!!!! WE'RE FUCKIN' JANITORS!!!!!"

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Haha. Sadly, I never got around to seeing that.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Um, maybe?
Not sure on either spying or the massiveness of my man-meat.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You'd be suprised at the deviousness of women coworkers and classmates. One reason why I am seriously considering the conversion from boxers to boxerbriefs.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well neither am I. I'm just throwing ideas out.