How many alcoholic beverages do you plan on consuming this evening?

[lurch70]

so I read that its normal to have 14 drinks a week or 2 a day and be considered healthy ... planning to consume half of that tonight.

 

[Reign in Acai]

You can also have 1 fast food meal a day and be considered healthy in this obese ladened society. If you want to have the energy necessary to kill a horde of Swamis who just raped your wife, ate your dog, and threw out your prime rib, you need to lay off the booze.


Lurchypoo you're an exception. You're so mammoth, that even in a drunken state you would annihilate all those who oppose.

 

[Johanna]

Tonight me and mike has one bottle of wine and 8 beers to share over a game of diablo II, pretty nice.

 

[Krilons Resa]

im so fuckin hungover its ridiculous....now i have to go to that all day pig roast...im gonna die

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I got the itch to get blitzed tonight

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but i'm meeting up with the wommang in aboot 10 minutes. i have no money for booze, but she has a giant bottle of vodka at her place.

OH SNAP

So alcohol never came near me last night.


oh snap

 

[General Zod]

3 glasses of wine. Usually sufficient for getting the wife to do some naughty stuff.

xoxox

 

[Hell Mike]

3 glasses of wine. Usually sufficient for getting the wife to do some naughty stuff.

xoxox

Leave the wife without and have twice the amount yourself works better from my experience

 

[General Zod]

Leave the wife without and have twice the amount yourself works better from my experience

LOL. From my experience, I'm actually better off letting her have the whole bottle, which is why I'm the designated driver for the entire marriage.

Zod

 

[Hell Mike]

LOL. From my experience, I'm actually better off letting her have the whole bottle, which is why I'm the designated driver for the entire marriage.

Zod

Looks like we have different women... On the other hand, I've never woken up with poop on my weiner.

 

[General Zod]

Looks like we have different women...

Most definitely.

On the other hand, I've never woken up with poop on my weiner.

No comment.

Zod

 

[Demilich]

....now i have to go to that all day pig roast...im gonna die

can i come or do you not like me anymore?

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

should i open up my bottle of knob creek and have some on the rocks?

 

[unknown]

so I had a "smoked" beer tonight, and it was probably one of the most atrocious things I've tasted.

 

[Demilich]

man, those things sure do seem to provoke harsh reactions.

i loved the one i had. my dad, on the other hand, could not stand it.

 

[unknown]

well alright. it wasn't the worst, but I certainly won't be drinking it again


and I didn't have a backup beverage chilled

 

[Demilich]

I could go for a few smokebeers right now!

Remember when David Gold came here to post about them?
I wonder if he still magically shows up whenever his name is typed on any UM forum

 

[Johanna]

I think I got drunk last night

/Hell Mike

(Johanna too but she fell asleep instead of being friendly on the interweb)

 

[Krilons Resa]

can i come or do you not like me anymore?

I already told you that I still love you. In the gay way.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I feel like buttcheeks.

And the back of my neck is sore as all hell from the High On Fire show.

 

[Krilons Resa]

fuckon cocked