How METAL are you?

[Toni S.]

So the idea is that everyone describes how brilliantly METAL they are. Pretty simple eh. Oh, and it doesn't need to be real

I'll start:

I'm so metal that my bank account ALWAYS has the balance of 707e, referring to the guitar pickup that all the METAL GODS use to summon up their brutzhal METAL TONEZZ!

 

[Fuentealba]

I study at 666 Antonio Varas St. (no shit)

 

[robfromthedeep]

I bleed rust.

 

[EerieVon]

I piss shrapnel

 

[slashvanyoung]

I'm that much metal:

Terminator in progress...

 

[johnnypreset]

A few years ago whilst driving home listening to Number Of The Beast I stopped for petrol.
Being a tight arsed Scot I only put 5 quid in the car and bought myself a pot noodle, newspaper and one of those big quality street sweets that were popular at the time. The total price? £6.66.... Coincidence? I think not, I'm just fookin metal!!

 

[Black neon bob]

A few years ago whilst driving home listening to Number Of The Beast I stopped for petrol.
Being a tight arsed Scot I only put 5 quid in the car and bought myself a pot noodle, newspaper and one of those big quality street sweets that were popular at the time. The total price? £6.66.... Coincidence? I think not, I'm just fookin metal!!

LOL!!

 

[smy1]

My license plate says 666 (and sadly I am not even joking!) ...

 

[Metal Overload]

I headbang while im fucking

 

[Sloan]

that last digits of my phone number are 6667.
AWESOME.

 

[Black neon bob]

I headbang while im fucking

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Metal Overload]

Pics or it didn't happen.

My girl kill me if i do something like that!

 

[Black neon bob]

My girl kill me if i do something like that!

Okay.. so be it.

A video then perhaps?

 

[Metal Overload]

maybe... with masks

Hahaha

 

[Black neon bob]

maybe... with masks

Hahaha

Could you include asian headbanging midgets to complete this feast of joy?

okay, now i'll stop.

 

[mick thompson]

i jerk off to pics of satan,

i play through a wall of marshall's the lenght of the great wall of china,

i've got a satanic sex dungeon in my basement, my brother is anton lavey,

i play through a guitar cable that is 666 inches long,

my cock is 666mm long,

i am machine head/lamb of god/arch enemy/metallica's love child (there was a big gangbang a few years back)

i kicked every member from evanescence in the nuts/vagina

and finally...

i rape kittens while listening to cradle of filth

 

[STINNETT]

I'm so metal I have a density of 0.285 pounds per cubic inch.

 

[Potshot]

I tend to bust a hearty mill when taking a loved one from behind.

 

[paladin shredder]

i'm so metal i named my son varg

 

[EerieVon]

i'm so metal i named my son varg

My son was born wearing corpse paint