How much soda do you drink?

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ahahahahaha

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, seriously, look at the photo with your eyes half closed!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I thought that was Cara for a sec.

Somehow I knew that was going to be the reply to that picture before I even read it

 

[Captain Beard]

*bows*

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

4-5 cans of diet a week. other than that I drink iced tea and water.
regular shit is horrible for the ole' teeth

 

[Captain Beard]

Brush, floss, drink milk, and your teeth will be fine.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I hate milk, and I hate flossing

 

[Captain Beard]

Fag!

Realizing of course that diet soda leeches calcium all the same. Phosphates are awesome like that.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hate...milk...?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

im talking about sugar. I havent had a cavity creep since I was little. and it will stay that way.
and yes, milk is horrible... unless its chocolate
bah, bedtime. gotta wake up early to bury the grandma

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Haha, chocolate milk eh Kirggy?

What's next, vanilla apple juice? Flying pigs?

 

[Captain Beard]

Is everyone fucking blind? Soda contains FAR MORE FRUCTOSE than sugar.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well, technically, fructose is a type of sugar

 

[Captain Beard]

Because you're Cara, I won't snap at you. You know damn well I mean cane sugar you bad lady.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Brush, floss, drink milk, and your teeth will be fine.

you and the damn milk.

are you secretly a dairy farmer during the day and a rape-ninja commander during the night ... and day?

 

[Captain Beard]

No, but I consider anyone who doesn't drink it to be of inadequate calcium intake. Sure, other things provide it, but milk proves someone truly cares.

 

[Liverslapper]

*sips soda*

 

[Shpongled]

Derick, where were you on this one?

 

[Captain Beard]

He said diet, except for when it has cane sugar.

 

[azal]

don't drink the soda.