How will you die?

[AALLGOD]

I always look at this picture and think... wow, what if Warrel really let himself go?

 

[derek]

I always look at this picture and think... wow, what if Warrel really let himself go?

He'd still be twice as hot as that yeti.:Spin:

 

[AALLGOD]

He'd still be twice as hot as that yeti.:Spin:

Ha! I love that word... yeti. Yea I don't even remember where I found this picture. This is probably some like, kid's party or something. I would be traumatized for life if this dude played a birthday party of mine.

 

[derek]

Ha! I love that word... yeti. Yea I don't even remember where I found this picture. This is probably some like, kid's party or something. I would be traumatized for life if this dude played a birthday party of mine.

Me too!

 

[Lunar Still]

He kinda looks like Sam Kinison had a love child with Chris Farley. *shudder*

 

[derek]

He kinda looks like Sam Kinison had a love child with Chris Farley. *shudder*

*double shudder*

 

[schenkadere]

you die after seeing the person in AALLGOD's sig naked...and wanting...Yikes!

If that dude...or chick is involved...no one should be smiling!

Is that a Shemale or a Shim?

 

[Lunar Still]

If that dude...or chick is involved...no one should be smiling!

Is that a Shemale or a Shim?

What about sexual preference? In order to remain politically correct, I vote we call it a "Hermaphrodyke."

 

[Will Bozarth]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

sweet

 

[the_drip]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

 

[helix_of_darkness]

A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club....that is the LAMEST way to die....

 

[EricT]

"You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill."

wtf ..

 

[NinjaKitten]

After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.



At least mine will be somewhat fancy.

 

[Nitronium Blood]

"You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?) "

FUCK!

 

[Enemy242]

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

wow, thats a really lame and boring death.

 

[neal]

i always kinda thought this was a chick....

 

[Karmic]

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

damn, mine was the second most mundane yet.

apparently, 17 year old girls named Laura are sluts with uneventful lives.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

the guy next door beats you to death with a shovel.


ouch!

 

[The Moth God]

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.


Really not that bad.