How will you die?

[The Moth God]

"You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill."

wtf ..

That's fuckin great!

 

[The Moth God]

If that dude...or chick is involved...no one should be smiling!

Is that a Shemale or a Shim?

Your avatar is the greatest thing ever.

 

[HalcyonHullaballo]

"you are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt.You are thrown through the windshield and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street"
I knew that!!but I will probably be the passenger,cause I never forget to wear my seatbelt while driving Im so exemplary

 

[Dying Freedom]

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

Pretty pitiful.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

"While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup. "





Thats funny, because I love soup!!!

har har.

 

[Md Player]

"You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later."

WTF

 

[Tee]

"You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback."

now at least I know where I won't go

 

[Chromatose]

You are attacked violently by a crazed man with an ice skate. Your throat is slit, and you die from rapid blood loss.

 

[Ketshy]

A large icicle falls from above your head, impaling you. Hehe, fun. And Neal, I thought it was female too. (And on a somewhat related note... "Mother.. are you there? I love you, I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel")

 

[Mephistophiliac]

wow, i lot of people are getting killed by random homocidal maniacs....

mine is:
"An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.".....ouch

 

[schenkadere]

He kinda looks like Sam Kinison had a love child with Chris Farley. *shudder*

It looks like they dug up Mama Cass.

 

[deadbeatchad]

While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.


yes, mine is pretty lame!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lunar Still]

at least the horse didn't fuck you to death or something *shudder*

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

you know there'd be some poo in that too. so,

 

[Nightshade]

LOL -- I'm not going to the site. I figure sooner or later my whack-job ex is going to beat me to death with a nylabone in a dog custody argument gone awry.

edit: which I guess would almost put me in the "random homicidal maniac" category.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

 

[0neEyedWilly]

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

you know there'd be some poo in that too. so,

LOL! That's the best one so far!

 

[Necromunchkin]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.


Strange. The last time I did this I used my real name, and it told me I would be dismembered by a serial killer and housed in the freezer in his Ryder Truck Rental. An unsettling trend.