Endless debate (not the pubes thing)
Let's see the pluses and minuses of both parties:
note: in this comparison "short hair" is defining hair that's been clipped with a #2 clipper or less.
Short hair:
Pros:
-Makes you look like a skinhead or some generic tough guy. Or a chick with cancer.
-Requires approx. 1oz. of shampoo per month.
-Does not require any care whatsoever
-No bad hair day (yet again, metalheads with long hair don't give a flying v about bad hair days)
-Allows extreme speed when headbanging
-No mess while moshing
-Does not induce choking in the headbangers around you
Cons:
-You're no longer respecting the exact definition of "metalhead"
-No more windmills
-Your shortly-cut hair sticks like velcro to every shirt you try to put on
-You feel wind, rain, snow, spit, guano and everything else that falls on your head
-You have to wear one of
these when you go to bed during the cold season.
Long hair:
Pros:
-You are the real deal of the metalhead world
-Windmills
-You inspire frowning in parents, fellow classmates and 90% everyone who works in an office.
-You're ready come rain, snow, liquids, food or Armageddon.
-You can carry your pens & pencils wherever you want
-Natural scarf.
Cons
-You spend 100$ in shampoo and elastics every month
-Every meal you have is enriched with your own protein filaments
-You have to drano the shower drain every time.
-Your bald father laughs at your upcoming misery.
-From behind, you look like a woman (does not apply to female metalheads, for obvious reasons)
-Chewbacca thinks you're hot.
