Almost cut my hair...

[Black Winter Day]

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It was getting kind of long
I could have said it was in my way

But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
And I feel like I owe it to someone


For some reason, I think I may do it.

 

[Erik]

First the maudlin of the Well,
then the hair-cutting

I think the metal is seeping out of you :'(

 

[J.]

what's next? joining a fraternity?

 

[Black Winter Day]

Hahahaha, my favorite band is Genesis, but motW is making the metal seep out of me!


Seriously, how do you combat these evil, un-American thoughts?

 

[Erik]

What the fuck, I thought I posted a reply?

I can't be arsed to type it again (basically non-metal > semi-metal) but the answer to your question is: what? You just don't cut your hair, and that's that.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Let's go over this...


PROS:
it's "methull"!!!!
it's anti-conformist in a way


CONS:
annoying, too much shit to mess with in the morning
it's ugly when I don't wash it (and I hate taking showers every day)



I sort of liked my semi-metal days...




someone talk me out of this

 

[NAD]

I'll bet you're in that inbetween stage where it's long enough to be everywhere, but not long enough to put in a ponytail so you don't look homeless. I've been at that stage like 6 times and I always chop it off.

 

[J.]

(and I hate taking showers every day)

 

[Black Winter Day]

Nah, I've been using the 'tail for 5 months.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Don't give me that, nobody needs to take a fuckin shower every day.

 

[NAD]

Why cut it off then? If and when I make it to the ponytail stage again it'll be years before I get rid of it. It's just hard to make it to that point for us brillohead types since my hair goes up for the first 12 inches or so.

 

[J.]

Don't give me that, nobody needs to take a fuckin shower every day.

Of course they don't need to, but I just think that's gross.

A shower is how I wake up in the mornings.

 

[NAD]

I don't always shower on the weekends. Generally don't feel right without one in the morning though.

 

[Black Winter Day]

CLEAN FAGS!

I'm not really going to cut my hair, I just needed some entertainment in this hour in between classes. Well, off I go...

 

[Erik]

Taking showers every day is gay and lying. I used to, but then I realized there's no fucking need. Every other day if I need to be around people, yeah. Now when I only sit at home I shower when I start feeling uncomfortable around myself.

Why would you cut your fucking hair? You think short hair is any less ugly when unwashed? If it bothers you at any time, tie it up in a ponytail and there you go. With long hair, you don't have to 1) cut it as often, less maintenance 2) wear hats to warm your ears in winter 3) get ridiculed by yours truly 4) look like a hypocrite for all your pro-long hair propaganda in the picture page thread 5) regret cutting it two days after doing it and wait 3 years for it to return to a semi-long state again

 

[Erik]

Shit, and here I waste 5 perfectly good reasons on you. >:[

 

[Black Winter Day]

HAHAHAHAHA PWN3D!!!!!!1

Seriously, there is no way I'd ever fucking cut my hair. It stays till I'm bald. Or until I really do want to cut it. Which won't be soon. Good day.

 

[J.]

Since our company is selling-out (oops, I mean outsourcing) American jobs to India, we've had a bunch of Indians getting trained over here. WHen people tell me they don't shower, I immediately think of being in the elevator with those Indians. Good Gawd they stink!

 

[Erik]

I was going to make some joke about smelly Indians but I decided not to lest I get attacked by the PC mafia

 

[NAD]

Hey what do you call a stinky Indian?

























Stinkian.