I got laid last night!

[MadeInNewJersey]

And she was Asian. My first!

 

[lizard]

were you her first round eye?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

were you her first round eye?

No you hairy freak.

She has a kid from her 1st (and only) marriage, also to a round-eye. So not only did I tag an Asian woman, she was a) older than me, and b) a MILF.

I should get all kinds of carnal karma for this one.

 

[NAD]

hahahahaha

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

NAD, it's not funny bitch. Bow down & worship me.

 

[NAD]

I've been scoping out a MILF here at work recently, I'm a little hesitant to pursue that. She's pretty hot and a really nice person though, so we'll see. Some Messican bint.

 

[NAD]

NAD, it's not funny bitch. Bow down & worship me.

I tagged my first Asian like 4 years ago, and I'm younger than you!

 

[lizard]

dudes if I have to post a pick of my hot quadroon spouse, you'll all be scouring the schwartzer neighborhoods.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I tagged my first Asian like 4 years ago, and I'm younger than you!

Yeah, but you live in Cali, that's like, so not fair and shit. That'd be like me bragging about tagging a Puerto Rican chick.

And besides, was your Asian chick a HAWT MILF? I think fucking not. Now go back to worshipping me round eye.

 

[NAD]

Shit no she wasn't a MILF! I didn't have to worry about any damn anklebiters!

@lizard: postpixplz

 

[lizard]

years of aerobics and weights...

 

[lizard]

note the red roof inn cup on the counter. only the finest passion pits for me

 

[IOfTheStorm]

funniest thread ever

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

e-poon is typically pretty funny, I'll give you that.

lizard, FWIW, I'd hit it.

 

[lizard]

plus she's told me, if we ever split up, it's not gonna be because I wasn't getting enough.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Congrats on losing your virginity, Markgugs!

 

[lizard]

hahahaha *falls over, hits head*

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Congrats on losing your virginity, Markgugs!

Erm, uhm, eet, oot.

 

[speed]

How old are you Mr Gugs?

 

[Black Winter Day]

Erm, uhm, eet, oot.

Hey, just because you boned an Asian broad doesn't mean you have to try speaking Japanese!