i hate the phone, but talking to a new chick for like 3 hours straight is pretty cool

[lurch70]

get hit by her

you're getting laid for sure

 

[NAD]

you're getting laid for sure

yeah that really was the kicker. there was some exhibit on the ceiling, and when i looked up so did 3 other people. i said "i'm gonna do this in every room now" and that's when i got hit like 5 times. COCORORSE.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

EDIT

GOD DAMN TOO FUCKING SLOW

 

[Nico]

SOLD!

 

[Erik]

EDIT

GOD DAMN TOO FUCKING SLOW

lmao thats what i was thinkin of when i made my initial opst

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Bacons goes with everything. Even ice cream.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

canadian back bacon >>> all

 

[E-bortion]

canadian bacon >>

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, that movie rocks too.

 

[Chromatose]

*does the truffle shuffle*

 

[NAD]

 

[E-bortion]

so i keep seeing these commercials for willy wonka saying "what if everything was made by willy wonka" why do i picture a small child walking into a back alley opening a door and smelling the sweet scent of cinnamon only to see a half crsytalline, half chocolate creature strapped to a table screaming I WANT TO DIEEEEE KILLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEE, KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE [/drunk]

 

[NAD]

think i'll go masturbate to Pink Flamingos after reading that.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think I need to listen to some Manowar now after reading that.

 

[E-bortion]

http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/ and i think ill repost that and watch them over and over while throttling my slong

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I think I need my sketchbook and pen and to fire up 3dSmax after reading that.

 

[NAD]

i think i need to carney up my noodle after flinging twat.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

you mean let it become dirty and smelly and have a low paying job that makes it travel around?

I'm totally getting mad inspiration for another project to half finish.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Ok, here's the basics of the idea I came up. Take the gist of ebortion's thing... Some monster on a table...

but change the scene a bit.

Side view of critter so I don't have to try and design a chocolate vagina (and to make this shit PG)....

"Female" critter on table, metal tubes running to its breasts, stomach and crotch area. Strapped onto table. Dirty looking laboratory kind of setting. Dirty Wooden Sign on the wall saying "Wonka Cinnamon-Chocolate Treat Production Cell #5682-A" Some assorted lab tools that look more like torture instruments with a chocolatey blood substance on them.

 

[E-bortion]

holy hell that would rule