i just don't get wiccans at all. seriously. what the hell?

[minxnim]

like, no i don't want to carry around a basket of fucking herbs and celebrate the fucking solstice you fruit.

and take off that fucking cape asshole. and that cheap shitty goth-cart-at-the-mall jewelry.


sheesh.

 

[minxnim]

like, no lady. that spell DIDNT WORK. i still think your cape is fucking lame.
try again.

 

[minxnim]

UM no thanks.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

SPELL CHECK

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

"We don't hand out spells. Never have, never will."

 

[minxnim]

IS THERE A SPELL TO FIX THE FACT THAT MY EYES ARE NOW BLEEDING? (this is haunted cuz it's about wiccans dude)

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I think we can help you out there young lady...let me just consult my tarot cards to see if the time of the drawing of the circle is near...honey, can you hold my tankard for me?

 

[minxnim]

 

[minxnim]

burning candles is like, spiritual guys. seriously.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

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[minxnim]

but wait...

 

[minxnim]

no that's not a gateway to the spirit world. it's a garbage can....

 

[xfer]

of course, the preppy's wicca-mocking partner is the one GETTING MARRIED ON THE GODDAMN SOLQUINOX SOMETHINGOROTHER.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by VangelicSurgeon
"We don't hand out spells. Never have, never will."

please note the 'spirit' on the left hand side of the picture... WICCAN'S ARE RIGHT!!!

 

[azal]

this is an amazing thread.

 

[avi]

i second azal's notion

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by xfer
of course, the preppy's wicca-mocking partner is the one GETTING MARRIED ON THE GODDAMN SOLQUINOX SOMETHINGOROTHER.

That's about GOOD WEATHER and SYMMETRY, not CASTIN SPELLZ, BEING FAT, and ENSCONCING MY BOSOMS IN VELVET dude!

 

[avi]

josh is totally busted.


i bet you guys go to renfairs

 

[minxnim]

i am seriously beaming with pride for the first time in my life about a thread that i made. seriously. josh, this is a true piece de resistance.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yeah, but now I'm getting jocked! I need to check my grimoire for revenge spells!

*note - the model for this painting was obviously not wiccan