I just got told that I'm going to spend an eternity in Hell

[eaeolian]

I just got told that I'm going to a chinese restaurant.

Quite the opposite to your situation I believe.

I dunno. I've eaten Chinese that would've been better if I were burning in sulfur.

 

[eaeolian]

And 2000 years ago Jesus rode dinosaurs.

Is that like West Viriginians "helping sheep over the fence"?

 

[Mike]

Is that like West Viriginians "helping sheep over the fence"?

where do you get this shit? personal experience?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I'm Jewish. There is no hell.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ but speaking of hell.... I'd like to end up there..
better music... better people... think about the hot chicks.
Would you rather spend eternity on a marble floor with wings?
how gay.

 

[Nightshade]

See, here's your problem -- it's hard to read the bible while your busy thumping it, throwing it at folks, or ramming it down thier throat. Next time a fundie tries any of those activities, try making that suggestion, have a couple scriptures about God is love, judge not, and get the phone pole out of your own eye before you start pulling specs of dust out of other folk's eyes, and etc. Any one tells you xtianity predates Paganism, look at them condescendingly and say "I understand" then all but pat their heads and walk off. If you do it right, their head will explode, which makes it really tough for them to keep talking.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

^ but speaking of hell.... I'd like to end up there..
better music... better people... think about the hot chicks.
Would you rather spend eternity on a marble floor with wings?
how gay.

But you cannot deny how exponentially cooler it would be to have wings.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

if someone told me that i was going to a chinese restaurant right now, i'd be pretty happy. it might even make me believe in God.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i could go for some chinese.

 

[Karmic]

<3

 

[El Stormo]

I'm Jewish. There is no hell.

Really? Does Judaism not have a place where you go when you've been bad?

 

[Captain Beard]

Detroit.

 

[El Stormo]

Detroit.

Really? Was Axel Foley that bad before he died?

 

[eaeolian]

where do you get this shit? personal experience?

You'll get no answers from me.

 

[Painted Deth]

Detroit.

No...worse yet, South Jersey. All of the bad Jews reside here.

 

[DaveIoC]

You know, according to this ... the dude was right!

 

[Mike]

No...worse yet, South Jersey. All of the bad Jews reside here.

no place id rather be.

 

[Mike]

^ but speaking of hell.... I'd like to end up there..
better music... better people... think about the hot chicks.

so youd rather be in hell cuz theres hot chicks there?

 

[Draw On The Walls]

way to flirt babe

 

[MajestikMøøse]

You know, according to this ... the dude was right!

lolz

No Timmy, MOST people will end up in hell.