i know i'm a shit poster but god

[Mort Divine]

going back and looking at my old threads just makes me think about how thankful you should be for having me at 19 now instead of me at 15 and 16.

it also made me realize i've been here for about 4 years now, jesus christ i need a life.

seriously? http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/301953-subforum-sucks-thread.html

davey was super srs

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...220-lets-get-your-opinions-settle-debate.html

i did make one awesome thread though:

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...-thrower-supports-handicapped-metalheads.html

also:

 

[-CC-]

nah. you still make shit threads...

remember the thread where you complained about a mod closing a shitty thread about some 12 year old girl you had a crush on?

 

[Killbot]

This is so much worse than anything you made at 15 or 16.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[Mort Divine]

nah. you still make shit threads...

remember the thread where you complained about a mod closing a shitty thread about some 12 year old girl you had a crush on?

not saying i don't make shit threads (and that thread was wrongly deleted, mods even agreed) but no where as bad as i once was

 

[zabu of nΩd]

It's okay Mort, you can still redeem yourself. Just start a kiddie porn thread and go down in a blaze of pedo glory.

 

[Zephyrus]

Excalyboo

 

[Belligerent]

I support the title of this thread.

oh and btw the chick in your sig...her hair looks like a rats nest and she looks like a dude tbqfh.

 

[Xorv]

how did you find your old posts? i want to find mine from like 2005-2006.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

No one's shit stinks worse than mine. Mort FTL.

 

[Ben_t]

Well the only thing to do now is to start a new account with a cool name like (((((0))))) and be a better poster.

 

[no country for old wainds]

you were incredibly awful back then i really hated you.

edit: i've been here almost 8 years :'(

 

[Pessimism]

@ everything here.

 

[Matt]

I was pretty horrible at the time as well, but I didn't make shitty threads like you did (and still do, apparently)

 

[DarkBliss]

This is so much worse than anything you made at 15 or 16.

sorry, mort.

 

[mutantllama]

This is so much worse than anything you made at 15 or 16.

Yeah really.


http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/6242031-post95.html

I can't believe I posted that. I started to cringe when I read it.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

People go through a great deal of maturation throughout their teen years. Even at 18-19 I think I was pretty idiotic relative to how I am now.

 

[cookiecutter]

I am afraid of looking back at my old posts.

Looking at those old threads made me kind of nostalgic. Those were the heady days when the whole forum banded together against Big Dave and Dodens was modding the shit out of everyone.

 

[wandering_taco]

one day we will look back on those legendary deeds of the old days, and tell our children the lore of the forum. The great alliance against big dave, the ignorance of tom brady, how mort ran into a spot of trouble with younglings, the day derek was stabbed by a ghost or whatever... these will be the stuff of legend here.

 

[Einherjar86]

I am afraid of looking back at my old posts.

Looking at those old threads made me kind of nostalgic. Those were the heady days when the whole forum banded together against Big Dave and Dodens was modding the shit out of everyone.

Someone should publish an Epic GMD History.

"That was during the Years of Oppression. The Forum suffered from the infiltration of misanthropic trolls and several succumbed to the will of the fallen. It can't be said that Lord Dodens approved of those who took to the ways of the troll, but in reaction to the excess of contemptible posting it is true that the Moderator took action that some might classify as drastic or, perhaps, even tyrannical. It was only after the Great Upheaval, when the true and righteous of the Forum banded together against the atrocities, that order was restored. To this day that period is still looked upon with fear and anger."

EDIT: pretty much ninja'd by fleshmountain.