I rear ended someone on my way to work this morning

[bobvex]

So there I was driving, not paying attentnion, and i rear end this car. We pull over alongside the road and get out of our cars, and you know how you
just get so stressed and life stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and simply say,
"Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started

 

[Alasdhair]

I misinterpreted rear ending.

Not good thoughts. Make them go.

 

[Altitudes]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Funny one Bob

 

[Nerve]

 

[shredtastical]

does bob ever have anything productive to say

 

[Knarfi]

does bob ever have anything productive to say

No, and thats a good thing


Fuck, i lol'd

 

[Shadowz]

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"

 

[Swabs]

.... that wasn't the joke. What's with you and laughing at completely unfunny things? like your sig :s

 

[Altitudes]

I was going to point that out but I decided to let the fool enjoy himself.

 

[Shadowz]

Ye, I know that wasn't th point it just made me LOL

And about my sig.. eh I just like that quote

 

[Altitudes]

Now it is gone?

 

[Dred]

Wakka wakka

 

[Shadowz]

Now it is gone?

Meh no one liked it

I ruined the thread.. go me

 

[SteveMCsteve]

 

[Night Reaper]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah thats fuckin hilarious

i can just picture him trying to kick but u stick ur arm out and cant do anything lol

 

[The Nerevarine]

a dwarf ? wtf ? He was in the circus ?

 

[The Nerevarine]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah thats fuckin hilarious

i can just picture him trying to kick but u stick ur arm out and cant do anything lol

stop watching cartoons.

 

[Night Reaper]

dude dragonball Z owns your face how can u say that

 

[Undefined]

stop watching cartoons.

dude dragonball Z owns your face how can u say that

RETARD FIGHT!

 

[The Nerevarine]

dude dragonball Z owns your face how can u say that

yeah it rocks, but I am just too old for watching cartoons at my current age.