spaffe
Geisterglut
KILL TULLY said:
Ah yes, that's the word, thanks.
I found it on stileproject.com some five years ago, so I'm afraid it's gone :|
I went to the hospital today
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Ah yes, that's the word, thanks.
I found it on stileproject.com some five years ago, so I'm afraid it's gone :|
lizard
Member
okay, here's my chapter two of English English 405: How to Write a Gripping, Tensile Post ala Profanity.
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It was much like any other summer's day in Columbus, and I was on my way to work as usual when....(Dramatic music) nothing happened.
Scarcely able to believe my eyes, I looked down. But one glance confirmed my suspicions. Behind a bush on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag, nothing...not a sock.
For me, this was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve me in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would, had I been not uninvolved, surely have led to no other place than East Broad Street, Columbus Ohio!
But it was not to be. I reached my office in East Columbus at 6:30 am. Exactly the same time as I usually get in.
Secretary: Morning, Rick.
Rick: Morning, Enid.
Enid, a sharp eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the govt. for only 4 weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but telltale bloodstains on my clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in my behavior that whole morning! Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with the government.
~discuss~
............................................
It was much like any other summer's day in Columbus, and I was on my way to work as usual when....(Dramatic music) nothing happened.
Scarcely able to believe my eyes, I looked down. But one glance confirmed my suspicions. Behind a bush on the side of the road, there was no severed arm, no dismembered trunk of a man in his late fifties, no head in a bag, nothing...not a sock.
For me, this was not to be the start of any trail of events which would not, in no time at all, involve me in neither a tangled knot of suspicion nor any web of lies, which would, had I been not uninvolved, surely have led to no other place than East Broad Street, Columbus Ohio!
But it was not to be. I reached my office in East Columbus at 6:30 am. Exactly the same time as I usually get in.
Secretary: Morning, Rick.
Rick: Morning, Enid.
Enid, a sharp eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the govt. for only 4 weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but telltale bloodstains on my clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in my behavior that whole morning! Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked with the government.
~discuss~
MFJ
Active Member
Yeah by the way, that's not a tall tale. I don't know the girl (she's in my school), but apparently her mother was one of the people that had to deal with it.
Mormagil
bring back the corvee
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
lizard, you forgot to put a part like "and then I stood there and stared at her for 15 minutes straight w/o blinking," because Profanity is good at adding stalker elements.
lizard
Member
dude do you remember that guy who showed up on the kayo dot board (Steak Knife) and kept talking about how Mia was a great looking chink. And she said to me in a PM, "he keeps calling me a chink when I am in fact a nip."
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
hahaha yeah that rocked. i love all the subdivisions of racial slurs between asians.
listening to a group of asian chicks making fun of other groups of asians is one of the most rewarding experiences i've uhh, experienced.
listening to a group of asian chicks making fun of other groups of asians is one of the most rewarding experiences i've uhh, experienced.
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
Arch said:
to tell you the truth, there are off topic threads on this forum. ones NOT posted by Profanity. have you complained about them, too? or just this one?
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
Nice one Lizard...I'm amazed that someone would even bother to read about Profanity's misadventures, to say nothing of emulating his posting style. And I've seen very little spam from the regulars here, unless the more purely nonsensical posts are included in your definition.
lizard
Member
I stole that from a Python CD, just changed the pronouns and locations.
I spam all the time but I don't see where the harm is. If we became like the opeth board and could only post about opeth, how dull. how boring. how repetitive.
I spam all the time but I don't see where the harm is. If we became like the opeth board and could only post about opeth, how dull. how boring. how repetitive.
