I wondered about Christianity today...

[IRoN]

So I took the easiest path and typed bible.com in my browser... It worked... well, kind of...

I clicked "Answers" in the main page... The interface that came up was pretty functional. There was a list of topics that led to detailed articles. The topics were displayed under a heading that went "What does the Bible say about...".

I learned what the Bible said about children who murder, I read about capital punishment, and about life after death. Then I noticed a topic that read POKEMON... Yes, Pokemon! First, I thought it was a sad joke, what would the Bible have to say about Pokemon after all?! There were a hell lot of questions that waited for immediate replies, such as all the killing involved in this Irish bullshit that Keith spoke of... But Pokemon???

Anyway, I did click the topic and now I'm aware that a silly cartoon is enough to encourage children to practice the ways of witchcraft! I'm typing the link here so that you too might read it and have a "laughing crisis" for yourself.

http://www.bible.com/answers/apokemon.html

Behold the Danger of the Pokemon Fascination, my friends...


P.S. This was NOT meant as an offense against Christians, Christianity, or the Bible itself, nor was it posted to start a dispute about religion. I'm ready to apologize and delete this thread at the first serious complaint...

 

[BARBARIAN]

I'm serious...delete it...

 

[Eclipse]

did you ever try koran.com?

 

[Eddy]

Yeh, I've hard about that Pokemon stuff too. There has been also some other stupid stuff like that, for example, at one point they accused the Harry Potter books about that same thing.

It's sad, really. They are just blaming some substitutes instead of seeing the actual problems that are present.

 

[IRoN]

Originally posted by Eclipse
did you ever try koran.com?

I said I wondered about Christianity...

And I have no need to try a website as long as I've got an original copy of the holy book itself.

Once again, I did NOT post this as an offense to any religion.

 

[Angelwitch]

If christianism was indeed like this I would have become an atheist since long time... Not that i hadnt exist in my life...

Some good christians seems that are coming around and say bulshit! It reminds me of the case that I was reading once:"Computers are evil and forward this email to as much people you know..." bowhahahahahah!

Anyway my mum, who teaches religion, has a very different oppinion tho! You see I also listen that very very satanic metal! Those are just things I believe that the religion it self shouldnt bother with...

 

[IRoN]

That's the point.
Some people always use religion to manipulate other people's lives to their own will. These people have gone too far this time... they shouldn't have messed with Pikachu and friends

 

[Evilho]

I bet South Park is evil too Especially that Cartman guy

 

[yourdeadgroom]

I particularly enjoyed the fruit metaphors at the start of the article.

Now THAT's good writing!!

 

[Slynt]

ORGANIZED CHRISTENDOM is the most provoking, stupid thing I have met in my life. They're so pathetic it makes me want to ..... aargh....grrr....

 

[mr. tokmak]

Pokemon rules.
And Pikachu is my hero.

 

[Eclipse]

hey iron, i wasn't pissed and I didn't mean to put you on your place anyway (Sweden did that for me, last night) but I just wanted to note, that it is probably typical for a lot of religions that they want to interfere with all kinds of everyday items.

 

[Russell]

Yeah, they tried to get Harry Potter banned in all schools in the US as apparently it promoted witchcraft. I mean, at least they want to read! But i totally agree on the pokemon thing, they are evil

 

[Angelwitch]

Originally posted by godisanathiest
Yeah, they tried to get Harry Potter banned in all schools in the US as apparently it promoted witchcraft.

Aaah! I love everything that has to do with witchcraft! yeah!
Honestly i cant wait the Harry Potter movie to come here!
Too bad that I'm just a common mortal person tho!

 

[IRoN]

Originally posted by Eclipse
Sweden did that for me, last night

Use your own dick if you want to fuck :s
We'll make it to the finals anyway, and there we'll kick some more Belgian ass...
You know, it's a perfect luxury to have Belgium in our group, 3 points free in our pocket

 

[Eclipse]

Stop living in the past, my iron friend

 

[IRoN]

I'm speaking of the future, silly

 

[Eclipse]

let the battle begin

 

[IRoN]

 

[Evilho]

Lucky bastards, you have an easy way to get to the final now that Hungary hasn't qualified