I would just like to inform you that...

Is it just me or does caffeine not effect you in any way? I can drink a 2L bottle of Mountain Dew and feel normal.
 
I can't do anything until I have had 3 cups of tea in the morning. But that means I can listen to a lot of Opeth whilst waking up drinking the tea.

Can't stand coffee though. But no it doesn't really affect me, its just relaxing and keeps me sane.
 
dishcloth said:
LOL great thread. Still Life sounds awesome, especially when you're having drunken sex with a model!
Dude, the fucking teletubbies sound awesome when you're having drunken sex with a model.
 
Well caffeine does affect my system... I drink lots of coffee at work..I feel hyper and my hands start sweating and shaking... I do customer support so I just waste my time drinking coffee and listening to opeth between phone calls... soemtimes i feel like answering the phone with a deep growl "THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU FOR CALLING, HOOOOOOW MAY I HEEEEEEELP YOUUUUUUUUUHHRGGGGGG?!"

but no, they would fire me.
 
That reminds me, if you get a junk phone call from people trying to sell windows or whatever when they ask if you are there answer with:

"There's nobody here, there's nobody near
I try not to care, dead eyes always stare
Let these matters be, don't trust what you see
Take hold of your time, step into the line..."

See if you can get further into the song than that before they hang up.
 
^good idea,

sometimes when a customer is REALLY mad i tink to myself:

what would they care if i hung up... no one would know... ohhh hooo...

but yeah, they would know... the are monitoring my phone calls DAMN!
 
worldwide_suicide said:
^good idea,

sometimes when a customer is REALLY mad i tink to myself:

what would they care if i hung up... no one would know... ohhh hooo...

but yeah, they would know... the are monitoring my phone calls DAMN!
Ugh I'd hate to be a phone support dude :(
 
vampyrouss said:
That reminds me, if you get a junk phone call from people trying to sell windows or whatever when they ask if you are there answer with:

"There's nobody here, there's nobody near
I try not to care, dead eyes always stare
Let these matters be, don't trust what you see
Take hold of your time, step into the line..."

See if you can get further into the song than that before they hang up.

"There's innocence torn from its maker
And stillborn, the trust in you
This failure has made the creator
So would you tell him what to do

Leave your mark upon the head of someone
Who'll cry for his state, we know it's too late
I turn round to see what was meant to be
Faint movement release to rid the disease

There's innocence torn from its maker
And stillborn, the trust in you
(I have lost all trust I had in you)
This failure has made the creator
So would you tell him what to do
(I have lost all trust I had in you)"

Haha, I'm trying it.
 
Answer the phone going "GHOST OF PERDITIOOOOONNNNN" pause for a second or two, then procede to growl the rest
 
one time i told those fucks my name was jethro, and they called back the next day saying they left a message with a "jethro" but next time, ill answer with a dream evil book of heavy metal scream ",METAAAAAAAAALLLGGRRR!!"
 
I think it would kick ass if a cusotmer calls and i answer:

looooooooooost are daaays of spriiiiiiiiiiiing
you siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh and let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

they'd be like: OMFG WTF?!
 
SacredReich said:
Not if it's goon you've been drinking.

Is that mainly an Australian slang-type way of describing the shit? I call it that, but I've never heard (or read) a foreigner say it.
But yeah, you're right, fucking nasty horrible shit.