If Mort Divine ruled the world

[isberg]

Patient: So, i have been thinking about suicide.
Casettepsycologist: Cheeseburger.
Patient: I will reconsider.

Sounds like a career oportunity. Looking forward to the post in the "Jobs/professions" thread.

 

[Omni]

@HamburgerBoy

Are you part of the approximately 75% of humans (read: inferior beings) that can't digest lactose properly?

 

[Dak]

Humanity isn’t all about psychology Dak.

That's a complete non-sequitur. You said fiction tells us more about humanity than psychology. I did not respond with "Humanity is all about psychology". I did disagree with your assertion, implying that instead "Psychology tells us more about humanity". If not, we would simply read novels to our patients and assign novels to clinicians to understand our patients.

 

[Einherjar86]

If not, we would simply read novels to our patients and assign novels to clinicians to understand our patients.

Maybe we should.

 

[Dak]

Maybe we should.

I thought you had a philosophy degree. Sad!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

@HamburgerBoy

Are you part of the approximately 75% of humans (read: inferior beings) that can't digest lactose properly?

Correct, although my aversion to shitty cheeseburger cheese has nothing to do with that. I can eat small amounts of dairy without issues, but I can't drink a glass of milk without lactase anymore.

 

[CiG]

I meant homemade cheeseburgers, I don't eat fast food.
I use great quality cheese.

 

[Omni]

Correct, although my aversion to shitty cheeseburger cheese has nothing to do with that. I can eat small amounts of dairy without issues, but I can't drink a glass of milk without lactase anymore.

I only make cheeseburgers with good cheese on them. Processed cheese is nasty.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

*Hamburgers

Fuck cheese

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Grannie Armena's time-tested goat cheese is an exception, I'm sure

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I only make cheeseburgers with good cheese on them. Processed cheese is nasty.

Define "processed"

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Grannie Armena's time-tested goat cheese is an exception, I'm sure

A lactose intolerant weakling like yourself wouldn't be able to handle grannie armena's(lol, we're not Spanish you moron, its doesn't work that way) goat cheese. thank dem weak genes.

 

[Omni]

Define "processed"

...or even worse...



People who like eating these things are crazy.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i only like cheez whiz on my philly cheesesteaks. But i'm not sure if its the same stuff that comes from those cans.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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...or even worse...

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People who like eating these things are crazy.

That's not a definition. Try again.

 

[Omni]

Visual aids are more than sufficient when it comes to replying to your queries.

 

[Onder]

Processed cheese is evil. I really like the artificial taste and all, but I know it's unhealthy as fuck. They even add palm oil to it usually, which just sounds stupid. I don't buy it if I'm not completely drunk or something.

 

[CiG]

I grew up eating shit quality processed cheese so I can't in all good conscience say I hate it, but holy shit anybody who buys it over good cheese that can afford to buy good cheese is fucked up.

 

[The Ozzman]

How is good cheese defined? Is it the shit you would normally get from the butcher since some have big blocks of cheese?

 

[Einherjar86]

I thought you had a philosophy degree. Sad!

Why do so many people here think this?

Anyway, I thought you at least had some respect for a cultural phenomenon that we find everywhere we look. Too bad.

How is good cheese defined? Is it the shit you would normally get from the butcher since some have big blocks of cheese?

The stinkier the better.