If Mort Divine ruled the world

Processed cheese is evil. I really like the artificial taste and all, but I know it's unhealthy as fuck. They even add palm oil to it usually, which just sounds stupid. I don't buy it if I'm not completely drunk or something.
 
I grew up eating shit quality processed cheese so I can't in all good conscience say I hate it, but holy shit anybody who buys it over good cheese that can afford to buy good cheese is fucked up.
 
I thought you had a philosophy degree. Sad! :D

o_O Why do so many people here think this?

Anyway, I thought you at least had some respect for a cultural phenomenon that we find everywhere we look. Too bad.

How is good cheese defined? Is it the shit you would normally get from the butcher since some have big blocks of cheese?

The stinkier the better.
 
What's your reasoning behind this?

Pacifism is good, some degree of environmental protection is good, drug legalization is good, and if you're going to be a jobless collectivist, better that you do it in your own personal hippie commune than forcing it onto everyone else.
 
o_O Why do so many people here think this?

Anyway, I thought you at least had some respect for a cultural phenomenon that we find everywhere we look. Too bad.

I thought you had double majored or at least minored in it in undergrad. You do know more than a lot of philosophy majors so no one is completely off base in guessing this. I have respect for cultural phenomena broadly speaking. I use something approximating Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs to assign importance. The things at the top of the pyramid are nice, but it's the base that I would deem important - maybe important isn't the right word. Vital? Producing and consuming products of culture are the capstone. Worthy goals and things that enrich life to be sure, but many can still live a happy life without them, and many a person chases the capstone while neglecting the foundations.
 
I thought you had double majored or at least minored in it in undergrad. You do know more than a lot of philosophy majors so no one is completely off base in guessing this. I have respect for cultural phenomena broadly speaking. I use something approximating Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs to assign importance. The things at the top of the pyramid are nice, but it's the base that I would deem important - maybe important isn't the right word. Vital? Producing and consuming products of culture are the capstone. Worthy goals and things that enrich life to be sure, but many can still live a happy life without them, and many a person chases the capstone while neglecting the foundations.

History and Literature, not philosophy.

I appreciate the comment, but it's not that art is vital in a biological sense; it's just that it's a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon.