If Mort Divine ruled the world

[CiG]

The escalation of gayness on UM is pretty legendary sometimes.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The escalation of gayness on UM is pretty legendary sometimes.

At this point it's an arms' race between me and the Armenian superstud. Homosexual armageddon is upon us.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

At this point it's an arms' race between me and the Armenian superstud. Homosexual armageddon is upon us.

Love the dick

Cocks are fucking beautiful

I did let him touch my ass

When we were playing Super Mario Galaxy on the night he sexually assaulted me ... I gave him one the following morning.

 

[Einherjar86]

Do you think you're making fun of HBB by doing this? He's clearly comfortable in whatever his sexuality is, and just keeps feeding you gay posts because he knows you suck them down like a fat baby sucks down ice cream. He doesn't care that you're poking fun at his sexuality, and all you're doing is making a bigger ass out of yourself by trying to be some kind of alpha male on the internet.

Seriously dude, if you can't see how this entire scenario is playing against you, then you need to pause and take stock, because you're looking like an absolute idiot.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Do you think you're making fun of HBB by doing this? He's clearly comfortable in whatever his sexuality is, and just keeps feeding you gay posts because he knows you suck them down like a fat baby sucks down ice cream. He doesn't care that you're poking fun at his sexuality, and all you're doing is making a bigger ass out of yourself by trying to be some kind of alpha male on the internet.

Seriously dude, if you can't see how this entire scenario is playing against you, then you need to pause and take stock, because you're looking like an absolute idiot.

Looking like an idiot to who? You, who just spent his time replying to me with your nonsense? Do you think i actually give a fuck what someone like you has to say about anything? I'm having fun myself. Its an arms race for who's the gayest, so i pointed out how hes winning. OMGGG ITS PLAYING UT AGAINST MEEE. OHHH NOOOOO WHAT SHOULD I DOOO???

This post is 100% YOU, as in that attitude is expected from a twat like you. But please get my dick out of your mouth. You sound like a scorned bitch. All your reply did is show that im getting to the bitch made faggots like you

edit: oh and none of those quotes were posts where he was talking to me. But keep displaying how far up your ass my dick went.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

lmao

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lmao

Awww cmon babe, you're not giving up on me are you?

 

[rms]

https://www.thenation.com/article/im-a-marxist-feminist-slut-how-do-i-find-an-open-relationship/

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... "Dear Slut,"

edit:
I live in a small city with a tight-knit activist community. I would like some advice on how to handle one person who frequently badmouths others in our community for not doing politics her way. Often, I think the criticism is baseless, and it is hurtful to no. In a larger city, I would avoid her, but that’s impossible here. Is there any way to address this problem?
—Tired of Listening


... sounds like an einherjar

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Experiment with a period of monogamy—remember, many people are most jealousy-prone early in a relationship—on the condition that he agrees to consider other arrangements in the future.

Yeah that's kinda not monogamy.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Did your photos+my artistic abilities make you throw in the towel?

 

[Einherjar86]

Looking like an idiot to who? You, who just spent his time replying to me with your nonsense? Do you think i actually give a fuck what someone like you has to say about anything? I'm having fun myself. Its an arms race for who's the gayest, so i pointed out how hes winning. OMGGG ITS PLAYING UT AGAINST MEEE. OHHH NOOOOO WHAT SHOULD I DOOO???

This post is 100% YOU, as in that attitude is expected from a twat like you. But please get my dick out of your mouth. You sound like a scorned bitch. All your reply did is show that im getting to the bitch made faggots like you

edit: oh and none of those quotes were posts where he was talking to me. But keep displaying how far up your ass my dick went.

Calmer than you are.

 

[CiG]

Tech just raised the gay stakes probably unintentionally by talking about his dick and the different ways it molested Ein.

See, UM is gay as fuck.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

yes, but there's a difference between being gay(which most of us UM'ers are sometimes) and being a faggot(which ein is naturally).

 

[Einherjar86]

I rest my case.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What about being a poofter? Or a queer? Or a flamer? Or a catamite? Which members fit into those respective categories?

 

[Einherjar86]

I have a member for your category.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I rest my case.

How do my nuts taste? Are they salty?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

What about being a poofter? Or a queer? Or a flamer? Or a catamite? Which members fit into those respective categories?

I think you have all of those covered.

 

[CiG]

How do my nuts taste? Are they salty?

I hope not considering hygiene is important to you.