The escalation of gayness on UM is pretty legendary sometimes.
At this point it's an arms' race between me and the Armenian superstud. Homosexual armageddon is upon us.
Love the dick
Cocks are fucking beautiful
I did let him touch my ass
When we were playing Super Mario Galaxy on the night he sexually assaulted me ... I gave him one the following morning.
Do you think you're making fun of HBB by doing this? He's clearly comfortable in whatever his sexuality is, and just keeps feeding you gay posts because he knows you suck them down like a fat baby sucks down ice cream. He doesn't care that you're poking fun at his sexuality, and all you're doing is making a bigger ass out of yourself by trying to be some kind of alpha male on the internet.
Seriously dude, if you can't see how this entire scenario is playing against you, then you need to pause and take stock, because you're looking like an absolute idiot.
lmao
Experiment with a period of monogamy—remember, many people are most jealousy-prone early in a relationship—on the condition that he agrees to consider other arrangements in the future.
Looking like an idiot to who? You, who just spent his time replying to me with your nonsense? Do you think i actually give a fuck what someone like you has to say about anything? I'm having fun myself. Its an arms race for who's the gayest, so i pointed out how hes winning. OMGGG ITS PLAYING UT AGAINST MEEE. OHHH NOOOOO WHAT SHOULD I DOOO???
This post is 100% YOU, as in that attitude is expected from a twat like you. But please get my dick out of your mouth. You sound like a scorned bitch. All your reply did is show that im getting to the bitch made faggots like you
edit: oh and none of those quotes were posts where he was talking to me. But keep displaying how far up your ass my dick went.
What about being a poofter? Or a queer? Or a flamer? Or a catamite? Which members fit into those respective categories?
How do my nuts taste? Are they salty?