If Mort Divine ruled the world

So many comedians must be shitting bricks wondering what they did in the past that could be randomly brought up now.

Jimmy Fallon did blackface too, and honestly props because it's one of the best I've ever seen. Usually they look obviously fake and offensive, but Fallon went all in!

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hahha yea i remember that one. I don't think they're offensive though. Not sure why black people think their looks are sacred when just about everyone else on this planet is fair game when joking around in similar fashion. Actually i know why, its dat imaginary chip on the shoulder that most of them have.
 
Saw a couple metal guys got #metoo’d today. Guess it was two guys from the band Homewrecker. I only noticed because the drummer from Scorched, a band I really like, was the same guy. They woefully predictably dropped him immediately without any chance to plead his innocence or even hear his side of this.
 
I was reading about that earlier, apparently they were asking underage chicks for nudes or sending them dick pics too or some shit. Seems to be a strange absence of screencaps of them doing it though.
 




Her threat wasn't literal, it was a (bizarre) metaphor, but the irony here is pretty lolworthy. She's such a moron too. She lost a job after her TikTok video about All/Black Lives Matter and I'd be willing to bet she's one of those "freedom of speech only protects you from the gov" in response to criticism of cancel culture types.