If you were walking down the street, and ran into the UM server, what would you do?

[NAD]

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[lizard]

I would say, UM server, why do you toy with my affections so? One minute, you are quick and easy, the next, you withhold your favors and leave me aching with frustration.

 

[NAD]

So the UM server is a woman then!

 

[Furious B]

I put " Fuck the shit out of it." Although, I would like to clarify that it would not be tenderly. I would imagine it would be more akin to prison sodomy without lube. And I wouldn't even give 'er foreplay.

 

[lizard]

it acts like one...and I am not a UM basher because I've had shitloads of fun here. but it gets soooo frustrating...

 

[NAD]

Agreed. Definitely a woman.

 

[lizard]

wierd things are happening...I'll look at a thread I was just in, but the index will show the title darkened "unread"

"imagine if you will, a board...a board afflicted by anomalies..."

 

[Ellestin]

I would tell him/her to crash down once and for all and give us all our lives back, granting us plenty of time to plot for useful things like ruling the world and stuff.

 

[circus_brimstone]

*waits for MetalAges to post about the forthcoming update, which will fix fucking everything*

 

[JayKeeley]

Beat it to a bloody pulp, yelling, "I just wanted to see ANY FUCKING THREAD"!

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'd plug the network cable in

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Take it out for a nice dinner and a hardware update... or maybe take it out to the bar and hook it up with a nice man server for some reliability.

 

[Demonspell]

I'd piss on the motherboard, erase Profanity's account, redirect all the links in signatures to atheist and liberal propaganda sites, and finish it off with a sledgehammer.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I probably wouldn't even recognize it, as I hardly know up from down on my own fuckin' machine...

 

[lurch70]

honestly this site is being run ass backwards ... with the amount of traffic it generates, you can get pretty hefty advertising dollars.
but since I have been frequenting it, I have seen the same banners all the time. I bet those are not even paid for at this point. they are just sitting there.

fuck me, if Blabbermouth can get so many companies to advertise ...
I don't know ...

 

[DE]

I'd piss on the motherboard, erase Profanity's account, redirect all the links in signatures to atheist and liberal propaganda sites, and finish it off with a sledgehammer.

and in the end it'd run better

 

[circus_brimstone]

fuck me, if Blabbermouth can get so many companies to advertise ...
I don't know ...

You visit Blabbermouth? What a fag!

Me too.

 

[Night Mare]

I picked the second one, but I was lying, because I hate Paris Hilton.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[swizzlenuts]

What Would Jesus Do? Jesus being you in this case.

I loled at that....