I'm having my weekly bitch.

[KoichCPA]

I'm broke as shit this week.
I can't drink anyway.
I have to work all weekend.
Ben Harper shits me, and so does his fans.
People who interpret dreams suck.
I have headache.
I need sex.
I'm nearly out of Tabasco sauce.
My car has 2 punctured tires so I have to walk or catch a bus.

thats all.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Weekly bitch? Isn't that your daily list of things to bitch about?

 

[KoichCPA]

actually most of them started pissing me off today

 

[The Amazer]

Ben Harper is an annoying dude who sings that annoying type of music that I don't know the name for.

He did a gay cover of Sexual Healing I think it was, and a MAJOR gay cover of Strawberry Field Forever for which he should be shot for.

 

[KoichCPA]

he licks balls, he thinks he's bob marley, who was also a loser.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

But at least Bob was original!

 

[KoichCPA]

he's no flash gordon.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I'm always broke! I wish I was working on the weekend!

 

[phlogiston]

I have plenty of Tobasco sauce

I'll trade it for the sex though

 

[Goreripper]

I'm flushed for cash.
I can drink myself into a coma.
I have the next 3 days off work.
Ben Harper shits me, too.
Dream interpretation is quackery.
I don't have a headache.
Pretty right in the sex department.
Have a bottle and a half of Tabasco sauce.
Car's fine.

I'm a complete wanker.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I spent way too much money on cd's this week
I never drink
Fuck work!
Ben Harper = *click*click* BAM!
Dreams are dreams, that's all
I get cluster headaches, those are worse then migraines!
Sex? What's that?
Never cared for tabasco
Car? Yeah right... I haven't even got my licence!

My life sucks... and goreripper's a wanker, just incase anyone missed it!

 

[Stu]

I'm broke as shit this week.
I can't drink anyway.
I have to work all weekend.
Ben Harper shits me, and so does his fans.
People who interpret dreams suck.
I have headache.
I need sex.
I'm nearly out of Tabasco sauce.
My car has 2 punctured tires so I have to walk or catch a bus.

thats all.

ok man - well, I'll send you some free shit ( stickers and posters) - write to me at stu@puremetalwear.com
same goes for anyone here too guys -

ok and...I like ben harper...but he does carry on a bit, but He is fuckin cool - even if he does lick balls! hahaha -
Get a CD called welcome to the cruel world, it's dark as shit, his new stuff sucks like a commercial whore.

My bitch? - I have a fucking cold.

stu

 

[KoichCPA]

You fuckin rock stu

 

[Goreripper]

Indeed he do.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Stu doth rocketh!

Now where's my free shit?

 

[Stu]

Stu doth rocketh! !

Now where's my free shit?

What's your address biatch! (says in cheap negro voice)

feedback@puremetalwear.com

oh yeah! - buy shit!

www.puremetalwear.com

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I'll buy shit Stu... you may need to start making shirts out of sail cloth though!

 

[KoichCPA]

ahh tood your self depreciating humour amuses me.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

It's funny cause it's true!

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

ok man - well, I'll send you some free shit ( stickers and posters) - write to me at stu@puremetalwear.com
same goes for anyone here too guys
stu

Terry want Terry want!!!

sending email now

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