im proud of myself

[Stygian_Apothegm]

i will probably get a lot of shit from this post but hey, nothing new right? ha.

so im talking to this chick. she sends me a pic. i'm like 'ewww.' then she tries to insult me back, obviously i hurt her feelings. one thing led to another, i sent her a pic of me scarcely covered and she's like 'man you're one skinny stick, probably got a cock the size of a needle too.'

hohoho so the fun begins. eventually i get her to agree to let me send her my cock. and when she saw it, first things out of her mouth "that's not yours."

HAHAHhhahahaaha.

*feels manly*

 

[ChrisEmerson]

why was it even smaller than she thought?

 

[Lethe78]

:Smug:

 

[Speedkill]

 

[Stygian_Apothegm]

why was it even smaller than she thought?

yea, men arent men unless they have a small penis.

 

[no country for old wainds]

You take pictures of your penis? And then send them to people you hardly know?

Go you! :zombie:

 

[IanDork107]

Well then, mr. manly, lets see it. How bout some proof to back your claim.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Well then, mr. manly, lets see it. How bout some proof to back your claim.

You do know that you've just requested to see his manhood, don't you?

Go you! :zombie:

 

[ChrisEmerson]

*mental note: avoid this thread from now on*

 

[Lina]

eventually i get her to agree to let me send her my cock.

You think you won that little exchange? :Spin:

 

[ggggggu]

Well then, mr. manly, lets see it. How bout some proof to back your claim.

Here it is!!

:zombie:

 

[no country for old wainds]

Here it is!!

:zombie:

I am so glad that picture didn't work.

 

[ggggggu]

I am so glad that picture didn't work.

It didn't? DAMN!!

 

[IgnorancePersonified]

I think it is kind of weird how that specific body part varies in size so much. There are guys under an inch, and guys over 10 inches, but we don't have guys under a foot tall, or guys over 10 feet tall. We don't have guys with 1.5 inch hands, nor do we have guys with 15 inch hands. What is the deal with these things that they can vary in size by so much?

 

[Misanthrope]

@SD: I think you seriously fit the criminal profile of a sociopath that could become a serial killer.

 

[Stygian_Apothegm]

@SD: I think you seriously fit the criminal profile of a sociopath that could become a serial killer.

cool, better watch out, you'd be my first victim!

 

[Toorop]

eventually i get her to agree to let me send her my cock

You mean your cock is so small that it passed through an optical fiber?

 

[Katatonic]

come on. im not afraid. post your dick.

 

[Stygian_Apothegm]

come on. im not afraid. post your dick.

i know the difference between humiliating people and being humiliated .... so no.

 

[Katatonic]

hahahahahhahhah

my sig is better

so is my cow