Einherjar86
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CAMEL FUCKING SPIDERS freak me out. my dad sent me an email about them. they hide in shadows and fucking scream at you and chase you.
That photo makes it look a lot bigger than they actually are, at first glance anyway.
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That photo makes it look a lot bigger than they actually are, at first glance anyway.
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entanglement
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Insects are spectacular. Problem I have with is living in weak appearing architectures (especially on upper floors). 
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Vimana
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JFAD, I'm upset you posted that pic
Fucking gross. AND they scream!?
Thats just a myth. Another myth is that they inject anesthetics into your body while you sleep and eat your flesh without you knowing it. Now that would suck.
When I was 6 or 7 I started walking near a fawn I saw in the woods and then this buck started walking towards me and then as I got closer it started running at me. It was scary.
Daddy long legs don't freak me out. they're just humourous.
Actual spiders freak me out. A mixture of the way they move, and the fact they always hide in the corners of my bathroom and I'm scared of them crawling up my ass while I take a shit.
CAMEL FUCKING SPIDERS freak me out. my dad sent me an email about them. they hide in shadows and fucking scream at you and chase you.
I'm going to have nightmares later. I don't even know what I would do if one of those got on me. I freak out if a june bug is near me.
Winter.
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According to Wikipedia, they don't have a poisonous bite, and the only reason they seem to be "chasing" is because they are following your shadow, as they are staying out of the light.
The scary thing is that they can run up to 10 miles per hour, and can grow to 6 inches long.
The scary thing is that they can run up to 10 miles per hour, and can grow to 6 inches long.
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...So what happened? Did it just turn around eventually and walk away, or was there some hardcore man-on-deer kombat?
Yeah, that's scary enough for me. Fuck that shit.
Winter.
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I would get into a helicopter attempting to fly out of the country ending up crashing. I would not be able to be somewhere where shit like that is.
Winter.
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Apparently if you get bitten its extremely painful. My brother wants to get one as a pet apparently. So I think I'll move south-west 
mutantllama
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I want one. I would use it for my own needs. I would train it to attack people. It would chase them at 10 miles per hour, while screaming at them. I will be laughing.
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Winter.
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Sorry! You can still pretend they scream if you really really want to though! 
I was dreaming about those things last night. I totally blame JFAD
I was dreaming about those things last night. I totally blame JFAD
mutantllama
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mutantllama
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I have the dvds. The first and last. But I'm pretty sure I've seen every episode at least once. I need a hobby.
