Irrational Fears

I also remember this creepy deer that stared at me for like 30 minutes.

The deer in my woods have followed me around before. Every 10 minutes when I turn around there are the same deer 20 feet behind me and they run away.
 
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I would like to have one of those for transportation. Along with a half ton pig.
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Probably dangerous? That thing could crush a compact car!

I want to know how it was killed. If that kid emptied that revolver on its ass while it was fucking charging him down then that's badass.
 
In mine I usually do embarrassing and annoying things I wouldn't do in real life.