Irrational Fears
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Matt
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I heard if daddy long legged spiders could bite it would be deadly. Don't know if thats true or not.
editit sounds so gay to say "daddy long legs"
They are the most poisonous spider I think.
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viewerfromnihil
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CICADAS! I hate those things.. they usually live for like 3 weeks maybe? Yeah.... I don't leave my house for 3 weeks... No thanks. I don't do Cicadas.
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You should google them. You may not get them where you are from. Its a nasty huge bug that comes out every 7 years or so and my city gets infested with them. You shake a tree, they fly off by the thousands... Yes... Thats one tree. lol
viewerfromnihil
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lol. the skunk story needs to be heard in person but heres an overview...
i walk down the road
i hear rustling leaves 100 feet ahead
i see a kitty in the moonlight running at me
wait... no... not a cat... A SKUNK
i back up
it gets closer
i go faster
it gets even closer
i start running
it's 10 feet behind me
it starts making growling noises
it starts running backwards
i run as fast as i can for another 200 feet before it stops
the next week, i saw atleast 3 skunks outside, all of which were too close for comfort
and the deer thing, they creep me out for one. also, i have a friend that got chased down by one
i walk down the road
i hear rustling leaves 100 feet ahead
i see a kitty in the moonlight running at me
wait... no... not a cat... A SKUNK
i back up
it gets closer
i go faster
it gets even closer
i start running
it's 10 feet behind me
it starts making growling noises
it starts running backwards
i run as fast as i can for another 200 feet before it stops
the next week, i saw atleast 3 skunks outside, all of which were too close for comfort
and the deer thing, they creep me out for one. also, i have a friend that got chased down by one
Winter.
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Winter.
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I've never been up close and personal with either of them, but the skunk must have been awful!
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Uh yeah.. I can't even stand to be in a car while they are out... You drive down the road and they just cover your car... it's frickin GROSS!!!! (and scary lol)
Zephyrus
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False Joe
Who cares.
Daddy long legs don't freak me out. they're just humourous.
Actual spiders freak me out. A mixture of the way they move, and the fact they always hide in the corners of my bathroom and I'm scared of them crawling up my ass while I take a shit.
CAMEL FUCKING SPIDERS freak me out. my dad sent me an email about them. they hide in shadows and fucking scream at you and chase you.
Actual spiders freak me out. A mixture of the way they move, and the fact they always hide in the corners of my bathroom and I'm scared of them crawling up my ass while I take a shit.
CAMEL FUCKING SPIDERS freak me out. my dad sent me an email about them. they hide in shadows and fucking scream at you and chase you.
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mutantllama
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CAMEL FUCKING SPIDERS freak me out. my dad sent me an email about them. they hide in shadows and fucking scream at you and chase you.
:zombie:
Holy shit.
False Joe
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Apparently.
It's freaked me out since my dad sent it me like 5 years ago. Apparently they sit in your shadow, and when you move they scream and chase you to get back in the shadow.
It's freaked me out since my dad sent it me like 5 years ago. Apparently they sit in your shadow, and when you move they scream and chase you to get back in the shadow.
mutantllama
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False Joe
Who cares.
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