Irrational Fears
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Spiders do not scare me.
A bug I found a few years ago that scared the shit out of me. I have never seen anything remotely this big around here nor have any idea what it is and ended up saving it because it's unusual. I did not go in my yard for weeks.
A bug I found a few years ago that scared the shit out of me. I have never seen anything remotely this big around here nor have any idea what it is and ended up saving it because it's unusual. I did not go in my yard for weeks.
mutantllama
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Life Sucks
and then you die
I hate touching spider webs. Especially the typical circular kind. I've been that was since I was a little kid.
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False Joe
Who cares.
What a fucking awesome dream.
I'm at my house, with my aunt and mum and dad, and there's two dogs. A poodle, and some random half labrador, half complete mongrol
. Then suddenly there's all these zombies and shit.
For some reason I stick my legs out the door through a dog flap, then I got eaten. Then I restarted in my living room
Then we found some poles and shit around, and beat any of the zombie coming over the head. It was comical shit, because a non-zombie walked in at first, and I whacked him with it. Then a zombie came through, and I wahcked it with the pole (not my dick. fuck those jokes) and it collasped. And then we found all these weapons and shit, but then I found this zombie that looks like this girl I vaguely know. And then we both attacked each other (we found a bag of weapons). I tried to throw this oversized axe but fucking flailed at it. We kept doing stuff that I can't remember, then we eneded up in the living room, and she was like "Good game. Before you kill me, a kiss?" And I was like "What? You're a fucking zombie." and then she was like "I won't bite you, I promise", me "seriously?", her "yeah". Then I moved in to kiss her on the cheek, and then pulled back because I thought she was gonna bite me. Then it was nighttime, but there was no zombies about. A girl pushing a stroller was in the street. She had a bit of a belly, and decent boobs. We walked off, and then one of the guys I was with was like "Fuck me she had a belly" and I was like "Fuck standards, I'd fuck her. You can't get your perfect woman all the time lads". Then I picked up some with double spade, and we killed some more zombies.
Then I woke up.
I'm at my house, with my aunt and mum and dad, and there's two dogs. A poodle, and some random half labrador, half complete mongrol
. Then suddenly there's all these zombies and shit. For some reason I stick my legs out the door through a dog flap, then I got eaten. Then I restarted in my living room
Then we found some poles and shit around, and beat any of the zombie coming over the head. It was comical shit, because a non-zombie walked in at first, and I whacked him with it. Then a zombie came through, and I wahcked it with the pole (not my dick. fuck those jokes) and it collasped. And then we found all these weapons and shit, but then I found this zombie that looks like this girl I vaguely know. And then we both attacked each other (we found a bag of weapons). I tried to throw this oversized axe but fucking flailed at it. We kept doing stuff that I can't remember, then we eneded up in the living room, and she was like "Good game. Before you kill me, a kiss?" And I was like "What? You're a fucking zombie." and then she was like "I won't bite you, I promise", me "seriously?", her "yeah". Then I moved in to kiss her on the cheek, and then pulled back because I thought she was gonna bite me. Then it was nighttime, but there was no zombies about. A girl pushing a stroller was in the street. She had a bit of a belly, and decent boobs. We walked off, and then one of the guys I was with was like "Fuck me she had a belly" and I was like "Fuck standards, I'd fuck her. You can't get your perfect woman all the time lads". Then I picked up some with double spade, and we killed some more zombies.
Then I woke up.
Alongside Death
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You fuckers! Someone posted something about camel spiders, I watched a couple of films about the on youtube and later I had dream about a shitload of little camel spiders chasing me on the desert.
mutantllama
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Vimana
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Maybe you should do more shrooms.
Looks like a shit tbh. I think you just thought it was a bug.
Looks like a shit tbh. I think you just thought it was a bug.
Winter.
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You fuckers! Someone posted something about camel spiders, I watched a couple of films about the on youtube and later I had dream about a shitload of little camel spiders chasing me on the desert.
I dreamt about them too the other day after JFAD started it
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False Joe
Who cares.
I dreamt about them too the other day after JFAD started it
I'm too fucking awesome for words.
I've never dreamed about camel spiders
Though i once dreamed about being chased by a massive spider while a mad scientist laughed. I was in the backgarden of his castle thingy. I eventually threw myself on the floor, and I could feel all the little hairs on the spider pass over my face.
I had that one like 8 years ago, but I still remember it perfectly.
viewerfromnihil
Vein-Marbled Tower
i used to get these weird dreams where i would get these undescribable pains and the were actually very painful and it would come out of no where every couple seconds. then i'd wake up covered in sweat and puke. i still get chills when i think about it
falling dreams suck too
falling dreams suck too
SentinelSlain
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- Nov 21, 2007
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when I was little I used to have the type of dream you know is a dream and it's hard to wake up out of. I'd wake up screaming scratching myself,sometimes throwing up. My parents didn't make a big deal of it because it was just a little faze, it didn't last long. Feeling like you can't wake up even if you want to is fucking scary though.
Tbh some of what I was dreaming about was like some horror B movie or some weird porn..
Tbh some of what I was dreaming about was like some horror B movie or some weird porn..
mutantllama
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Last night I had a nightmare where I was getting butt fucked by a demonic creature. It was scary, and I was crying like a little girl. Then he ripped my balls off and ate them. And the temperature was 130.
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