Irrational Fears

[mutantllama]

I hate talking about death, because I always picture my own mortality. Imagine me, dead.

*Seinfeld reference*

 

[cannibal corpse]

Spiders.

Disgusting little critters, fucking hate them. Another one would be buried alive.

 

[False Joe]

i have afear of DOING WHAT WE ;IKE AND LIKING WHAT WE DO!!>!>!

 

[cookiecutter]

After my passport went through the laundry I have been very afraid that I will launder something important in my pockets. I think that fear is semi-rational though

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I empty my pockets when I get home 99% of the time, so that's never really an issue with me.

 

[llamaking]

After my passport went through the laundry I have been very afraid that I will launder something important in my pockets. I think that fear is semi-rational though

ive laundered a sell phone.

 

[DarkBliss]

As opposed to a buy phone?

Well, I suupose it's a common one: whenever I leave the house, I'm always afraid I might've forgotten to lock the door or turn off all the electric appliances.

 

[Winter.]

I think he meant his phone went through the wash

 

[DarkBliss]

Yea, I know what he meant.

 

[Winter.]

That's alright then!

 

[False Joe]

After my passport went through the laundry I have been very afraid that I will launder something important in my pockets. I think that fear is semi-rational though

That's perfectly rational.

Being the common sensed fellow that I am, I've managed to put 2 of my mobiles through the wash.

 

[Zephyrus]

I used to get paranoid that all my clothes would shrink too much if I put them through a warm wash and dry cycle, so I always took forever to do laundry because I'd do a cold wash and low heat dry. I've gotten past that paranoia when I realized that I fit fine in a slightly shrunken XL.

 

[Ben_t]

I'm always scared when I'm driving and I see asian or black drivers. Oops, that's the irrational fears thread. I guess I don't have anything to mention.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

launder something important in my pockets

god fucking damn, what an awesome phrase

 

[whiskey funeral]

That's perfectly rational.

Being the common sensed fellow that I am, I've managed to put 2 of my mobiles through the wash.

I somehow managed to drop a cell phone in an empty toilet one time. I was pulling down my pants and it flew out of my pocket and into the bowl.

 

[DarkBliss]

I had plenty of mishaps involing cell phones. One time I accidentally dropped it on the highway. 750 $ thrown out the window of a moving car, just like that.(it was uninsured) Fun times.

 

[The Ozzman]

You had a 750 dollar phone?

What kind of phone was it?

 

[DarkBliss]

You had a 750 dollar phone?

What kind of phone was it?

Some Nokia model that was still new at that time(it happened 4 years ago). It was a gift my from my dad which made the whole incident doubly unpleasant.

 

[False Joe]

Why the fuck would you spent $750 on a phone?

 

[DarkBliss]

It wasn't me. I would never spend so much money on cellphones.It's my dad, whenever he buys anything, and I mean anything, it's always got to be the latest model of the most prestigious brand(we're not rich, or anything, btw, just a middle-class family). It was a graduation present ( for finishing uni studies).