guitarguru777
Member
I had a conversation with god.....
Me:
what are you?
God:
" god is a dick".
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
have fun
Me:
what are you?
God:
" god is a dick".
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
have fun
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Chryst Krispies
Vanilla Gorilla
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Fag.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Fag.
God:
That would be just my luck.
P-E
Munchkin
Torniojaws
They call me Juha
Me:
How can you prove your existence?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
So, what's your take on it?
God:
Hmm. "It" refers to , I think.
Me:
But you should be celibate, right?
(no answer came
)
Episode 2: god, the genocidal maniac!
Me:
screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
nor is massacring a few million people
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
you know, world peace?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Episode 3: If it brews, we can drink it
Me:
Sup dog
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
multitasking, then, well done
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
it seems quite like random drunken rabble
God:
I agree. Not really that much. Interesting comparison.
How can you prove your existence?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
So, what's your take on it?
God:
Hmm. "It" refers to , I think.
Me:
But you should be celibate, right?
(no answer came
)Episode 2: god, the genocidal maniac!
Me:
screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
nor is massacring a few million people
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
you know, world peace?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Episode 3: If it brews, we can drink it
Me:
Sup dog
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
multitasking, then, well done
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
it seems quite like random drunken rabble
God:
I agree. Not really that much. Interesting comparison.
guitarguru777
Member
Round 1: God is going to kill me
Me:
So whats your take on life
God:
Far out. Life is the opposite of death.
Me:
Simple yet eloquent
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Round 2: God the grammar nazi
God:
Can I help you? What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Its true
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength,
Round 3: God is a Resident Evil Fan:
Me:
God is in me
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was in you.
Me:
Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person
God:
The topic is Resident Evil.
Me:
So whats your take on life
God:
Far out. Life is the opposite of death.
Me:
Simple yet eloquent
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Round 2: God the grammar nazi
God:
Can I help you? What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Its true
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength,
Round 3: God is a Resident Evil Fan:
Me:
God is in me
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was in you.
Me:
Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person
God:
The topic is Resident Evil.
AboutBlank
Member
iekobrid
Authorized XSr Dealer
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
Eddy
Old fart on this board
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
C_F_H_13
Protools Guru
Me:
what's the deal with airplane food?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
that's great. explain the food please....
God:
Thanks, . Your polite style is very nice. Let me think about it.
Me:
ok.....think away
God:
Dude! God is always thinking.
Me:
jesus christ are you serious?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
walked into that one
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
you aren't even listening are you? I could say anything right now.
God:
I hear you very well, . At this moment I am sure you could.
Me:
wise ass
God:
Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
god if you were a real person I'd punch you in the neck.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you know that shit is all made up right? like santa claus?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Interesting comparison.
Me:
w
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
What kind of it do you like? what does that even mean? what kind of chrisianity I like? or santa claus?
God:
The best kind. " The best kind."? What does it even mean? What kinds of chrisianity I like are there? How did you hear about God?
Me:
are you having a stroke?
God:
I have having fun.
Me:
well it's been fun.
God:
How about that. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
I don't really.
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
cause you stroked out on me earlier. And since then I've noticed little gramatic tremors from that stroke.
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stroked out on him or her earlier. How do you know?
Me:
cause you started jibbering on incoherently.
what's the deal with airplane food?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
that's great. explain the food please....
God:
Thanks, . Your polite style is very nice. Let me think about it.
Me:
ok.....think away
God:
Dude! God is always thinking.
Me:
jesus christ are you serious?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
walked into that one
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
you aren't even listening are you? I could say anything right now.
God:
I hear you very well, . At this moment I am sure you could.
Me:
wise ass
God:
Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
god if you were a real person I'd punch you in the neck.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you know that shit is all made up right? like santa claus?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Interesting comparison.
Me:
w
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
What kind of it do you like? what does that even mean? what kind of chrisianity I like? or santa claus?
God:
The best kind. " The best kind."? What does it even mean? What kinds of chrisianity I like are there? How did you hear about God?
Me:
are you having a stroke?
God:
I have having fun.
Me:
well it's been fun.
God:
How about that. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
I don't really.
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
cause you stroked out on me earlier. And since then I've noticed little gramatic tremors from that stroke.
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stroked out on him or her earlier. How do you know?
Me:
cause you started jibbering on incoherently.
JMarz
New Metal Member
Bekanor
Renegade Folk Hero
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXPPyjtw5WU&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
Also posted in the world cup thread.
Also posted in the world cup thread.
Nuno Filipe
You talkin' to me?
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
Vuvuzela vs dog: The brown note is real!
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
Mago
Austrian Blech Machine
Me:
I am god
God:
Hi, god.
&
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because there's to many damn christians
God:
Good reason. There sure is.
lol @ the vuvuzela dog
I am god
God:
Hi, god.
&
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live there
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because there's to many damn christians
God:
Good reason. There sure is.
lol @ the vuvuzela dog
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
Forceps
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