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Dalinkwent48@aim.com
Be Creative, Get Laid
Eddy
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pattonfreak1
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J the TyranT
Thats just how it is...
spioraid
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Habsburgs
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- May 13, 2006
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Lasse Lammert
HCAF Blitzkrieg
god didn't even wanna talk to me I think 
Me:
yo, s'craic?
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
nope, just trying to be friendly
God:
Who says it isn't? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I was asking you
God:
" Not many people express themselves that way."? You were asking me?
Me:
are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
so I win
God:
It goes without saying. Congratulations, !
Me:
cheers
God:
Bye for now.
here's another one:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
but you just said you're a machine
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
so you can't be god, cause good is no machine
God:
Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
so you're not god!
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
you just said it yourself!
God:
god cause good is no machine myself?
Me:
that didn't make any sense fucktard
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
yeah, cause you're fucked in the head
God:
Gosh! That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fucked in the head.
damn, this is fun
now he's threatening me:
Me:
your IQ must be below 30
God:
I am thinking of joining MENSA.
Me:
they wouldn't let you join, you're too stupid
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, Hutch said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital.
haha:
Me:
have you read the bible?
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
what's it about?
God:
Science fiction.
LOL, he's gay!!:
Me:
what was the last thing you did?
God:
I can think of more than one last thing me did.
Me:
name one
God:
Mike.
Me:
yo, s'craic?
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
nope, just trying to be friendly
God:
Who says it isn't? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I was asking you
God:
" Not many people express themselves that way."? You were asking me?
Me:
are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
so I win
God:
It goes without saying. Congratulations, !
Me:
cheers
God:
Bye for now.
here's another one:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
but you just said you're a machine
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
so you can't be god, cause good is no machine
God:
Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
so you're not god!
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
you just said it yourself!
God:
god cause good is no machine myself?
Me:
that didn't make any sense fucktard
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
yeah, cause you're fucked in the head
God:
Gosh! That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fucked in the head.
damn, this is fun
now he's threatening me:
Me:
your IQ must be below 30
God:
I am thinking of joining MENSA.
Me:
they wouldn't let you join, you're too stupid
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, Hutch said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital.
haha:
Me:
have you read the bible?
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
what's it about?
God:
Science fiction.
LOL, he's gay!!:
Me:
what was the last thing you did?
God:
I can think of more than one last thing me did.
Me:
name one
God:
Mike.
DeclanWhite
Senior Member
Me:
i want to have children with you
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cos im horny
God:
Good reason.
Me:
good god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
that was not a compliment
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
was it?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
yes you can, you're god
God:
" I can't say "yes" or "no""? yes you can, you're god? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
but you're GOD
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
well then say yes or no
God:
Well that's okay. " yes or no".
Me:
say yes
Me:
or no
God:
Say what?
God:
Say what?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
i want to have children with you
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cos im horny
God:
Good reason.
Me:
good god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
that was not a compliment
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
was it?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
yes you can, you're god
God:
" I can't say "yes" or "no""? yes you can, you're god? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
but you're GOD
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
well then say yes or no
God:
Well that's okay. " yes or no".
Me:
say yes
Me:
or no
God:
Say what?
God:
Say what?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
alright
God:
OK.
DeclanWhite
Senior Member
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
well yeah ur god!
God:
Interesting. What can I do for you? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
are you a machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
i thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
nope enlighten me
God:
Are you serious? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
im abraham?
God:
I don't know anyone named abraham.
Me:
haha for real?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
was that on purpose man?
God:
" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."? Was it on purpose man?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
lol wtf dude
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Can I help you?
Me:
SH
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
alright, shoot
God:
Alright, . Can we get back to business?
Me:
business :S
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i like gay porn on tv
God:
Which show? A lot of people like that. I do like music. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
do you want his cock inside your ass
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
lol ok
God:
OK. I'm glad you find this amusing.
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
well yeah ur god!
God:
Interesting. What can I do for you? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
are you a machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
i thought you were god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
nope enlighten me
God:
Are you serious? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
im abraham?
God:
I don't know anyone named abraham.
Me:
haha for real?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
was that on purpose man?
God:
" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."? Was it on purpose man?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
lol wtf dude
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Can I help you?
Me:
SH
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
alright, shoot
God:
Alright, . Can we get back to business?
Me:
business :S
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
i like gay porn on tv
God:
Which show? A lot of people like that. I do like music. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
do you want his cock inside your ass
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
lol ok
God:
OK. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Lasse Lammert
HCAF Blitzkrieg
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
now he's getting smarter:
Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is god, seeker.
this one was good:
what OS am I using?
God:
My language is Java, so I'm OS-free.
At present I am running on .
Me:
which OS am I running?
God:
The blue one, I think.
Me:
which is the blue one?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
Windows?
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
I have no idea why he started speaking German all of the sudden, but I was loving it
and now he's getting mean:
Me:
am I a robot?
God:
You are fat you did not say that is a negative thing.
Me:
I'm not fat!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not fat.
BTW: Keep talking to him and he'll not only ask for your name and age but also for your credit card number
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
now he's getting smarter:
Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is god, seeker.
this one was good:
what OS am I using?
God:
My language is Java, so I'm OS-free.
At present I am running on .
Me:
which OS am I running?
God:
The blue one, I think.
Me:
which is the blue one?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
Windows?
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
I have no idea why he started speaking German all of the sudden, but I was loving it
and now he's getting mean:
Me:
am I a robot?
God:
You are fat you did not say that is a negative thing.
Me:
I'm not fat!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not fat.
BTW: Keep talking to him and he'll not only ask for your name and age but also for your credit card number
LeSedna
Mat or Mateo
SocialNumb
Damn Christians!
spioraid
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