ITT we post funny pictures...

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lmao at this site

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No pics but some jokes. Don't get too offended.


I turned to my wife tonight and said, "You know what, I think of our marriage as being just like the World Cup."
"That's sweet", she replied, "You must mean that it has its ups and its downs, sometimes it is thrilling, at other times a boring test of endurance, but ultimately it's something to be cherished."
"No, you fat cunt", I sneered menacingly to her as I grabbed her wrists and marched her forcefully towards the front door, "It's over".

What's black and loud?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

I hope they never hold the World Cup in Australia. Imagine all the didgeridoos.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.