ITT we post funny pictures...

[-Gavin-]

How can one answer an iron? I guess it's an Australian idiom

God damnit dude....

 

[DeclanWhite]

No pics but some jokes. Don't get too offended.


I turned to my wife tonight and said, "You know what, I think of our marriage as being just like the World Cup."
"That's sweet", she replied, "You must mean that it has its ups and its downs, sometimes it is thrilling, at other times a boring test of endurance, but ultimately it's something to be cherished."
"No, you fat cunt", I sneered menacingly to her as I grabbed her wrists and marched her forcefully towards the front door, "It's over".

What's black and loud?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

I hope they never hold the World Cup in Australia. Imagine all the didgeridoos.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her & nicks her purse.

that was gold

 

[DeclanWhite]

How can one answer an iron? I guess it's an Australian idiom

americans!

 

[-Gavin-]

 

[The Front Studio]

Cant. Breathe.
+102346841638713254138673152

 

[Williamn]

Hipster preset.

 

[~BURNY~]

 

[James-Doolan]

Used extensivley this weekend at oxegen music festival it brought the lulz

Guy to girl: "hey wanna play the rape game"

Girl with look of disgust on face: "no"

Guy: "Thats the spirit"


Guy to girl: "Do you know how i know were going to have sex tonight?"

Girl: "No, why?"

Guy: "Because im stronger than you!!"

genneraly followed by a verse of

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or you genuinely didn't get the joke, but just in case... he meant he mistook the iron for the phone...so instead of answering the phone he answered the iron.

Whoops, derp derp moment, that one flew right over my head

 

[spioraid]

*DING DING DING* He can be taught!

 

[onqel]

 

[slashvanyoung]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBsPFI--muo

keyword: hammer

I'm thinking about picking one up again. Love the simplicity of the car, if you have some spare spark plugs with you and a pantyhose (just in case), the Trabi won't let you down. Just having to mix your fuel by hand sucks a bit...

 

[~BURNY~]

 

[Soundlurker]

Awesome

On the tongue face pictures I was staring at the first one for so long and when I saw the third I literally loled

 

[narcossintese]

Cool videoclip with videogame theme

 

[GeertSamuel]

And trailer trash is born!

 

[plague_rider]

 

[barricade]

ok...im so GASing to get this for my studio!!!

 

[Sickan]

^ HAHAHA WTF

 

[Ben Johnson]