Jobs That Suck Monkey Ass!

Working as an Airport Security guard sucks ass as well. I work shifts so I'm permenantly tired and prefer to stay in my bed most of the time. And we get crap money an all for what we have to do.

Then again I'm planning on leaving anyway.
 
Sorry guys! I actually like my job! Except for all the political bullshit involved, (parents, kids, the public, the press, the board, the administration) But fuck all the that, 'cause I've got the UNION. The actual "work" part is a breeze. I hang out with kids all day and trick them into working, but if you make the work fun, they think they are having fun. Then they take a test, and voila, they know new stuff!!! Coming up with new stuff and grading stuff takes a while, and some times you have pain in the ass kids, but all in all its better than a real job, like at an office or a factory.
 
When I went back to NY for a visit, I went to see some old teachers. My freshman Spanish teacher pulled me in her room, sat me down at a desk (not even her desk, one of the horrible ones I thought I had escaped from) and then hands me stacks and stacks of papers and her grade book. I spent two hours putting grades in her book. I thought I was done, then she hands me even bigger stacks of tests, which needed to be graded AND put in her book. Meanwhile, she's telling all her classes about the time this jackass from across the room threw his gum in my hair because he aimed for my best friend who was sitting in front of me and she ducked and then Mrs. H spent the rest of that period trying to get it out for me. Fucking freshmen laughed at my tragedy...
 
...I usually go to a study hall during my prep period and find a couple of girls who are willing to grade papers for me. For whatever reason, they never seem to mind!! Plus I usually buy 'em pop and snacks and the "subliminal brownie points' probably aren't hurting their grades..... Yes, teachers do love thier pets....Really, they make our days go a lot better.
 
I know teachers have their pets because I was one a few times, which if you saw me high school you'd never understand, cause I don't myself. But then again, English teachers usually shit themselves when they see you reading a book that they aren't making you read. For instance: sophomore year, I was really sick (I ended up going to the ER about an hour after I got home, so that should tell you what I looked/felt like that day) and I had English last period. I put my head down and just could not pick it back up. I just fell asleep. When I woke up about 10 minutes before the bell, my teacher was yelling at this kid Kenny for screwing around-it was quiet reading time. And Kenny said "well shit! Look at Heidi, she's fucking SLEEPING!!!" And my teacher said "WHEN YOU READ AS MANY BOOKS AS SHE DOES AND USE YOUR BRAIN LIKE SHE DOES YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP TOO AND UNTIL THEN SHUT UP AND READ YOUR DAMN BOOK!!!" Kenny threw a book at me my first day back...
 
I am a teacher too, but only part-time (I am still university student even though I visit my college very seldom) and sometimes it sucks big floppy donkey dick too. Getting up early after a hellish night spent in the clubs is the worst, and then you have bunch of kids infront of you, see ´em twice and stuff. But sometimes it´s allright, some my female students are very pretty too :))
 
Originally posted by johnnieCzech
But sometimes it´s allright, some my female students are very pretty too :))
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Uh oh, there's a court case waiting to happen... :lol:

As for the original thread, I have to say for the most part, I love my job...hey, I'm supposed to be working as I write this. The only thing I hate about it is being on call (ie. a 28-hour shift)...fortunately, I only have to do that 2 or 3 times a month.
 
to johnie czechk: Yeah, some of the girls are beautiful, but I wouldn't even joke about that dude. Even if some of them are 18, that's just not professional or moral. A couple of months after high school and they are in college, then maybe...... but like nicefuckinfan said, "lawsuit," it is something not even worth typing on the 'net even if you are joking. I just thought I'd clarify that since I put so much other filth on this board.
 
Shit, I hate my job. My job is being out of work. It's miserable and it's been five months since I've worked.

Anybody who needs an art director/designer/illustrator/writer out there, get in touch. I need work bad.
 
"If you hate your job you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"
-Homer Simpson
 
Well I gotta say my job is pretty cool. Being an Electrician can really suck at times,but then you get on the real big jobs where you are not under the gun so much. I am of course Union and that makes a difference because for one the money and bennies are good, and two I should always have a job.(right now I am off untill my sons health gets up to par, but then it's back to work)
 
to TD: My students are 19 and over so I don´t have a problem with lawsuit! Do you think I am some Marc Dutroux? Maybe in my country it´s different law - we can fuck since 15! I teach kids who have graduated secondary school, I teach English. It´s OK but sometimes it´s quite hard to explain expressions like "to suck ass" or difference between "lame" and "lame" and so on. :))
 
My job isn't the best, but I get half way decent pay and I get to surf the internet all day, which is why I'm always posting messages to you folks! My ThraxFriends! Kinda like superfriends, but %1000 times better!
 
Originally posted by johnnieCzech
to TD: My students are 19 and over so I don´t have a problem with lawsuit! Do you think I am some Marc Dutroux? Maybe in my country it´s different law - we can fuck since 15! I teach kids who have graduated secondary school, I teach English. It´s OK but sometimes it´s quite hard to explain expressions like "to suck ass" or difference between "lame" and "lame" and so on. :))
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Good, good, good, great, great! You had me worried...... In America you'll have these hot 16 year olds hit on you, and you have to just brush them off, or else you'll go to jail. They of course realize this when are flirting, the decay of America's youth....:D
 
Originally posted by TD


Good, good, good, great, great! You had me worried...... In America you'll have these hot 16 year olds hit on you, and you have to just brush them off, or else you'll go to jail. They of course realize this when are flirting, the decay of America's youth....:D
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Yeah, this sure sucks dead rotten horse ass. Have you seen "Sexual harrasment Panda" (South Park), kinda the same... :))
 
I make computer processors, some of you are probably using them. :cool: I have to wear a cleanroom suit all day but its actually pretty comfy. It's a 12 hr shift, but I'm off for 3 or 4 days a week. So it aint all that bad.
 
Especially when you work swing shift: 7 midnights, 7 afternoons followed by 7 days....and only one weekend off a month.

That's GAY!

But at least I am employed and makind decent $, which keeps the fridge full of Blatz, the pantry full of Slim Jims and the stereo full of Anthrax!

And my head full of rage at the unfairness of it all.....

Having to work midnight shift on a Friday night makes me want to....:puke:
 
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