StefTD
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like I said, a pretty dumbass guy 
he was once so drunken while he banged a chick that he
puked all over her
he was once so drunken while he banged a chick that hepuked all over her
Just got laid
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JayB
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THIS. You probably are not even going out of your room (duh, right?) as you write this. So first off, GO OUTSIDE the household and AWAY from the computer if you wanna meet someone. Women are not gonna permeate through your walls, you know* (specially if your room is treated
*Both literally and figuratively
2. Public transportation. Get on a bus, then flip route, then again, then again, then again. You WILL find some girls hunting for a weekend lay on the bus routes (preferably a system with crowded, indoor stations). GUARANTEED.
2a. NOT on a bar so much, IME- Girls on bars are generally accompanied, either by dude or friends. So that's a no no -IME, at least.
3. If it's sex you're after, go outside ALONE. If you are the shy kind (don't worry, I am, too) you will be wanting forward-attitude girls, girls who lay an eye on you (almost ALWAYS and by far the best shaggin).
3a. I have (had) friends -dudes- who are taller, funny (I'm also funny, but acid as a car battery) and easy-going rockers (I'm black-metaller 666%). So they have advantage over me when in group. When going out, your dudes are thinking of getting hammered, and practically NO woman will ever approach you if you're in a group.
Now, if you're alone...
3b. If you're in the attitude ''all girls are whores >
Girls do feel sexual desire too, it's perfectly natural- don't forget that. Just don't expect them to get naked in front of you right away and offer you lubed ass, like in a porno flick.
3c. Don't be creepy. If you have the mindset described above, you will be looking at them with creepiness in your eyes. DON'T.
4. FB: Home tab > Friends (chicks who check your profile out will be top on the list). Put a nice picture -a single one- of your sorry ass. Also don't put any info (e.g. I like sex, I'm outdoorsy) or at least as little as possible; let them build you up in their minds however they like.
5. Be creative. For example I wear natural-looking blue contacts when I go out sometimes. Get their attention, and play it COOL.
6. And when all else fails, hooks.
Always use 'bullet-proof' condoms, water lube. Hookers are women too, they don't say YES to everything, and if you don't have money for them, at least go to the strip club > have a drink > listen to some bass-thumping Aerosmith/Metallica > learn to talk to them/talk them up (again, they're women).
Besides GASing I'm also planning to go out and get laid plenty this yearHopefully. GAS almost always wins, lately
Jesus do normal people really bang hookers? That is so fucking NASTY... and sad
AD Chaos
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Is this a comeback or something?
And about that... no
You'd have to ask 'normal people', though
AboutBlank
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gabriel g.
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Loooooooooooool
Gabriel G > I just hope you took a shower the day the girl fingered you...
I must clear this up. I didnt let her finger me (damn that sound nasty
)I turned aside so my butthole was untouchable
But what I wanted to say is. I didnt make a scene I just enjoyed the bj, but it was weared. I mean girls doing stuff to your balls and under your balls and on the side of your balls is cool, but I realy dont want something inside me!!!!
TheWinterSnow
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I agree with you there buddy. Any guy can fuck a hooker, but dudes that actually respect themselves and have standards, get real women (or at least try to)
Hookers = Gonoherpasyphilis
AD Chaos
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I want to clarify as well. Winter, at first you were complaining about 4 year dryspell- I was just throwing in some aqdvice at how you can get laid pretty easy, that's that. On the other hand (so to speak) YOU yourself mentioned hookers man, not me:
So, now all of a sudden you're disgusted by it? Pardon me if I got it wrong, but this looks more like you're giving in to 'peer pressure'. So FUCK THAT WITH CAPS, if you wanna get a hooker, fucking do it. Period. And if YOU don't, then don't. To fucking hell if others think/feel this or that. Would I go to church/get a haircut/wear suit, so X person will like me? FUCK NO!
I for one like to think I have a strong mindset and could wipe my ass with what others think I should or shouldn't be doing. I'm a grownup and I stand behind what I say.
Bear in mind I said 'if nothing else works' or something like that. Yes, you definitely should go after 'real' girls it is generally 1000% the better. Not necessarily 'cleaner' or safer though, what a ridiculous myth that is.
I certainly don't appreciate JayB taking what I said out of context and making me look like a pimp or something. I realize my choice of words may have ended up making the post into something else than what was intended. It's a forum- it happens. And no I don't need you to feel 'sorry' for me or whatever, man. I can get ass just fine, thanks-
I could go on but Jay is otherwise a cool guy so I'll let it be just that.
Now let the thread RIP, and go bulk up at the gym if you want girls to notice you
So, now all of a sudden you're disgusted by it? Pardon me if I got it wrong, but this looks more like you're giving in to 'peer pressure'. So FUCK THAT WITH CAPS, if you wanna get a hooker, fucking do it. Period. And if YOU don't, then don't. To fucking hell if others think/feel this or that. Would I go to church/get a haircut/wear suit, so X person will like me? FUCK NO!
I for one like to think I have a strong mindset and could wipe my ass with what others think I should or shouldn't be doing. I'm a grownup and I stand behind what I say.
Bear in mind I said 'if nothing else works' or something like that. Yes, you definitely should go after 'real' girls it is generally 1000% the better. Not necessarily 'cleaner' or safer though, what a ridiculous myth that is.
I certainly don't appreciate JayB taking what I said out of context and making me look like a pimp or something. I realize my choice of words may have ended up making the post into something else than what was intended. It's a forum- it happens. And no I don't need you to feel 'sorry' for me or whatever, man. I can get ass just fine, thanks-
I could go on but Jay is otherwise a cool guy so I'll let it be just that.
Now let the thread RIP, and go bulk up at the gym if you want girls to notice you
Skinny Viking
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have to agree 100%
not for nothing man but you're biggest problem is self-confidence. Nailing a hot chick, even if she is a hooker, could go a LONG way in helping you out of your slump whether you realize it or not. And by the way, there are nice, clean hookers out there .. you're just gonna have to pay a little more
MarcusGHedwig
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I dunno, I gotta side with Jay on this one, the idea of a hooker is just so fucking seedy and gross (unless you pay like, I dunno, probably $300+, which does NOT seem worth it) and I can't quite see how knowing one had to pay for sex will help one's self-esteem...
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AD Chaos
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Hookers are women man- They just charge you with money instead of expensive dinner & gifts
There are clean & nasty ones, just like with any other women. And if you do decide to go down that road (no pun intended) DEF don't skimp on it - love/orgasms don't last forever, STDs do. You wouldn't go picking up a girl living under a bridge either, right?
About the self-steem part, it's all in your mind. Eg you could feel bad about nailing a chick without 'loving her' or being all romantic about it (while the girl's thinking 'fuck do I wanna get rammed 'till broken tonight')
^You're always paying for sex, in one way or another. And it doesn't stop once you get married.
Haha, golden
TheWinterSnow
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Ever heard of sarcasm?
Bingo!
Uh peer pressure has nothing to do with it, quite the opposite. My drummer is always trying to get me with nasty crackwhores he has been with or trying to get us all to go out to s strip club and I am always like..."uh, no!" Like I said before, I have my standards, and because of the few girls I did date in High School where jizz in your pants hot, those standards are really high. Fine by me though.
Pedro Teixeira
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Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
Because he's the one doing it and because it's not that he HAS to pay for it but more that he would want to. Example: The movie "Hostel" ... In the beginning when they're in Amsterdam ... They got some hookers not because they were ugly or incapable ... it was just a fun thing to do while on vacation
I don't care what anyone says ... A nice piece of ass will make any dude feel good about himself
And + 1000 to what Mark said ... do you honestly believe I'm not paying for it with my wife in one way or another?
Machinated
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as said before, nailing a hooker will probably boost your confidence no end. they are usually pretty decent looking, know what they are doing in bed, cheaper than a night out/dating for a couple of nights. just make sure you strap up.
The StabbinCabin
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Listen to the Wintersnow. Sacramento is shit. Everyone knows everyone and everyone bones everyone. All the cool girls are either married, taken by a cool guy/douche or burnt out with a kid or two. I wouldn't be surprised if we knew the same people actually
This last month. I had a girl that was living with me-that I provided food and rent and all that shit for. We boned and did everything that a couple would do- and out of nowhere I mentioned offhandedly something about is dating and she got all weird and said we weren't. Owned. I told her to pack her shit and get the fuck out. She's now "dating" the new guy she's living with. Pretty funny considering she was the one who made the huge deal about us being together until she was living with me. I'm not all bent out of shape about it because it's become the norm- but it does wear you down a little when it comes to meeting new people. More of a spite thing for me. Ever since I split with my whole highschool sweetheart thing, it's been nothing but bitches. And like I said, everyone knows each other here so you can't catch a break without running into some kind of drama. I wouldn't even say it's the not getting laid thing, it's being pissed off at how fucking retarded everyone is in your area... Shitty taste in music, style, ambitions, standards...
Personally, I'm not that kind of person seek out the one nights stands. Have before and it's not satisfying. All the ladies here suck. I want to bone someone cool and continue to do so.
Sorry for letting this turn into a sob story about shitty relationship fails- take that all as a "+1" for TWS
Congrats on the laying-of-pipe sir
This last month. I had a girl that was living with me-that I provided food and rent and all that shit for. We boned and did everything that a couple would do- and out of nowhere I mentioned offhandedly something about is dating and she got all weird and said we weren't. Owned. I told her to pack her shit and get the fuck out. She's now "dating" the new guy she's living with. Pretty funny considering she was the one who made the huge deal about us being together until she was living with me. I'm not all bent out of shape about it because it's become the norm- but it does wear you down a little when it comes to meeting new people. More of a spite thing for me. Ever since I split with my whole highschool sweetheart thing, it's been nothing but bitches. And like I said, everyone knows each other here so you can't catch a break without running into some kind of drama. I wouldn't even say it's the not getting laid thing, it's being pissed off at how fucking retarded everyone is in your area... Shitty taste in music, style, ambitions, standards...
Personally, I'm not that kind of person seek out the one nights stands. Have before and it's not satisfying. All the ladies here suck. I want to bone someone cool and continue to do so.
Sorry for letting this turn into a sob story about shitty relationship fails- take that all as a "+1" for TWS
Congrats on the laying-of-pipe sir
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Since Wintersun is living in the U.S. I am not necessarily against him sleeping with a hooker. If a girl is a working girl by her own choice I don't see a big moral dilemma.
On the other hand while living in South Korea the bars were full of a lot of Russian girls. Some of them came to Korea to be hookers. A lot of them were tricked into thinking they would be waitresses or some other job. Then when they got there they were sold to pimp/bar owners, their passports were taken away and they were forced to work as whores (ie. raped thousands of times) until their contract was paid off. Then they could get their passport back and leave the country with the memories of several stds and a hand full of abortions.
I do not support that. And yes I know no one here is supporting such practices.
Now lets stop the name calling fellas, and try to talk Wintersun into actually nailing a chick.
Stop having such high standards Wintersun, if your really this balding insecure bastard you are not going to be bagging a 10. When a wolf is hungry he looks for easiest member of the herd to take down not the best cut of meat.
On the other hand while living in South Korea the bars were full of a lot of Russian girls. Some of them came to Korea to be hookers. A lot of them were tricked into thinking they would be waitresses or some other job. Then when they got there they were sold to pimp/bar owners, their passports were taken away and they were forced to work as whores (ie. raped thousands of times) until their contract was paid off. Then they could get their passport back and leave the country with the memories of several stds and a hand full of abortions.
I do not support that. And yes I know no one here is supporting such practices.
Now lets stop the name calling fellas, and try to talk Wintersun into actually nailing a chick.
Stop having such high standards Wintersun, if your really this balding insecure bastard you are not going to be bagging a 10. When a wolf is hungry he looks for easiest member of the herd to take down not the best cut of meat.
Notuern
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Because he's the one doing it and because it's not that he HAS to pay for it but more that he would want to. Example: The movie "Hostel" ... In the beginning when they're in Amsterdam ... They got some hookers not because they were ugly or incapable ... it was just a fun thing to do while on vacation
I don't care what anyone says ... A nice piece of ass will make any dude feel good about himself
And + 1000 to what Mark said ... do you honestly believe I'm not paying for it with my wife in one way or another?
I would probably have to use viagra to be able to fuck with a hooker dude.. god damn it would be so off-putting.
And just the though that she probably fucked at the very least 5 other guys the same night.
