justify your dipshit username

[Mike]

People who use their real names as their usernames have giant e-cocks. That is fact.

to match our giant cocks IRL

 

[Iris]

I'm with Fading and Derek, in this.
It's my name, therefor I am.

There's another thread about this if you want the know the depth of my dipshit usename.
Pengy, start rehearsing your riverdragon solo!!
You promised me you would weedeleedee' it for me and all those threads you are posting doesn't make me believe, you are practising very hard!

 

[darcy]

I use my real name because I got sick of making up dipshit usernames... there are few enough Darcys in the world to worry about much confusion.

If my name were Matt, or Andrew, or something like that, I'd probably go with something else.

 

[Ryan VH]

its my motherfucking name. cant get much gayer than that

its time for YOU to change your avatar

and

no one cares about your rep

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

its time for YOU to change your avatar

and

no one cares about your rep

What a lame comeback Mike pwnzord j00

 

[darcy]

to match our giant cocks IRL

troof.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Pengy, start rehearsing your riverdragon solo!!
You promised me you would weedeleedee' it for me and all those threads you are posting doesn't make me believe, you are practising very hard!

That actually ate at me ALL SUMMER. then I focused on forgetting, hoping you had.

...

I will do it tonight!

 

[El Stormo]

I used to have my name because I was an Iced Earth fan, but since Glorious Burden my enthousiasm for them has cooled somewhat, so I asked to change it while still being recognizable.

Naughty admin did remove metalskater's awesome quote though.

 

[Mike]

its time for YOU to change your avatar

and

no one cares about your rep

i change mine all the time, and no one said anything about rep, and by no one i mean me.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

your quote from isabel isnt funny either, and im sure she doesnt really want it in your sig

It really isn't funny at all. I don't know why he put it there.

 

[Captain Beard]

I think mine is though.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Well it's true.

 

[derek]

Well it's true.

You're gonna love this it. (check my signature).

:Smug:

 

[Mike]

hahaha goodone

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Win. :Spin:

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

That actually ate at me ALL SUMMER. then I focused on forgetting, hoping you had.

...

I will do it tonight!

I fucking lied. jesus.

 

[Vincent J.]

the name is Vincent Jacobs, so...

I never had a good nickname (and still can't think of one), so I'll just use my real name... sorta like to keep it easy, hehe

 

[Deconstruct my Reality]

Well..I chose this one cause....its just how I feel somedays! lol

 

[Lars Ulrich]

I'm like, Lars Ulrich! If anyone, like, wants to send me, you know, a PM saying they want to, like, have sex with me, go right ahead.

Give me your secks. Men only plz.

 

[Ghost Of Lord Red Dragon]

"Red Dragon" was the name of the book i was reading at the time (the serial killer that fucks the corpses after he kills them / very first appearance of character "Hannibal Lecter")

i put "Lord" in front of it in honor of "Lord Dalimar Einseth" (guy that FBI labeled as a "terrorist" BEFORE 9-11 and also a close personal freind of mine)

my first name is "Steven" because my mother named me after her brother/ride home from hospital (incidently he was the biggest drug dealer in state of California at the time)

my middle names are "Joshua" and "Aaron" because my mother belongs to the cult called "Christianity" and those names appear in the Bible's book called "Exodus"

the last name on my birth certificate/social security card is "Rosallinni" because that was the last name of the sterile guy my mom was married to when my older sis was an infant (marriage only lasted 6 months)

the last name on my high school records is "Howardeski" because that's my father's last name