This makes sense.
OK, so offices thus far:
President, Commander in Chief, Jedi Master, Honored Leader and Kirk-Picard Minister for Ass Kickery: Karmic.
Vice President, Chairman of the Committee for foreign affairs with fictional universes and Malcolm Reynolds Honorary Secretary responsible for hiding alliance fugitives: Max.
Secretary of MEAT, Chairman of the We Promise to Think about doing things for Africa committee and Honorary Secretary of knowing lots of historical shit: Derek.
Master of Washington State and completely Autonomous King of his own sexually and colour-energy charged domain: Kevin.
First Lady and Minister for being below average height but hot as a product of that cute shortness: Nikki.
War General and Head of PANZERTANK DIVISION ZWEIBETAJONSCHAFFER: Emily.
Secretary of Agriculture and the growing of most things that people can use for a multitude of things and honorary Chairman of the Committee for MOARTITS: Neal.
Secretary of France, Shogun of Frogs Legs, Moustaches, surrendering and Minister of everything to do with France: Heartless Name.
Minister of Gasses and Honorary Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions, and Chief Executive of the National Gas Reserve, Fort Knox: Derick.
Minister for Cavorting with NINJAS and using them for his own nefarious ends and Co-Chairman of the Committee that discusses intestines and other digestive functions: David.
Minister for ZAZZ, PAZZ, NAZZ, PIZAZZ and all other derivatives and Honorary Chairman of the Committee for the Unification of all the fucking committees committee: Russell.
Minister for Cheese and other savoury goods that go brilliantly with meat, namely: tits and beer: Josh.
Pime Rib Minister for making sure DEM GODDAMN BLACKS stay in line, Honorary Minister for making sure social, religious and racial minorities continue only to provide us with good restaurants and Chairman of the Committee to ensure that no three nippled chicks get into our Senatorial orgies without a prior 2/3s majority approval of said third nipple: Steve.
Secretary of Fruitbaskets and all things related to fruit, vegetables, the arrangement of either/or/both of these food groups into pretty and/or artistic contexts: Brooks.
Sexy neighbour that wears a fishing hat and drunkenly brings beers round with eerie regularity/timing/comedic effect: Shapeless.
